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Fudging Bus Drivers

Started by M3ta7h3ad, September 05, 2006, 20:32:18 PM

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Badabing

Quote from: soopahflyOne of those emergency hammers from a bus/train :D

excellent, as you can prove it was an accessory for the car in case of emergency, but on a bike?!? :D

bike lock, adjustable spanner, and in life or death a can of White Lightning Degreaser - but that is pure evil though.

maximusotter

A mini U-lock, like my favored On-guard, is a nice little weapon. :D



Alternately, a rapier may be scabbarded down the left chainstay with zip ties if you wanna go ole-skool.

Badabing

Quote from: maximusotterA mini U-lock, like my favored On-guard, is a nice little weapon. :D

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Alternately, a rapier may be scabbarded down the left chainstay with zip ties if you wanna go ole-skool.

no reach though and you cant swing it like an unlocked chain, cant you tell ive thought this through?!  :shock:

maximusotter

Tbh, I messengered wearing cxshoes with two huge metal spikes in the toe. Now THAT was fierce. :lol: "Like the paint on your Ford..." [glint of shoe] :D

Back in the beforetime when we ran quills, hmmm, it may have been some platforms, anyway, real metal pedals--a driver started to run me off the road with no place to go, so I leaned into the car with my quill, barely missing the curb, and as the driver accelerated, skEEEEEeek". :lol: Cant really be culpable for that one.

M3ta7h3ad

lol not worried about a fight, my bike is crap enough that push come to shove, Ill use that as a weapon :D lol.

Im actually getting used to this "biking" malarky, I take the lane a little too early I think, but thats mainly because I dont want to get to the lights and be stuck next to a bus, when I want to turn right, and he wants to go straight. Still only one honk at me, and that was because I was being a twat and forgot where I was heading. Signalled to turn right, then left, and then rode straight on. :D lol.


redneck

rich lol how can you forget to go imo

M3ta7h3ad

I was heading to a community centre in part of the city to go meet my mates who were just coming out of a Jive dancing class (JIIIIVVVEEEE), I knew what it looked like, and vaguely where it was, but wasnt completely sure how to get there. :D lol.

So got to the end of the road and went "aaahhh tits".