One of those emergency hammers from a bus/train

excellent, as you can prove it was an accessory for the car in case of emergency, but on a bike?!?

bike lock, adjustable spanner, and in life or death a can of White Lightning Degreaser - but that is pure evil though.

A mini U-lock, like my favored On-guard, is a nice little weapon.



Alternately, a rapier may be scabbarded down the left chainstay with zip ties if you wanna go ole-skool.

no reach though and you cant swing it like an unlocked chain, cant you tell ive thought this through?!  :shock:

lol not worried about a fight, my bike is crap enough that push come to shove, Ill use that as a weapon lol.

Im actually getting used to this "biking" malarky, I take the lane a little too early I think, but thats mainly because I dont want to get to the lights and be stuck next to a bus, when I want to turn right, and he wants to go straight. Still only one honk at me, and that was because I was being a twat and forgot where I was heading. Signalled to turn right, then left, and then rode straight on. lol.

I was heading to a community centre in part of the city to go meet my mates who were just coming out of a Jive dancing class (JIIIIVVVEEEE), I knew what it looked like, and vaguely where it was, but wasnt completely sure how to get there. lol.

So got to the end of the road and went "aaahhh tits".