when he aired his ideas for new TV shows, everything from ARM WRESTLING WITH CHAZ and DAVE to COOKING IN PRISON? were a rizlas width from that with ITVs Celebrity Love Island - the worst TV show ive ever seen...

EVER.


EVER.

The only good point is Bianca Gascoigne - you could write on the back of a postage stamp the things i wouldnt like to do to her in bed...