Author Topic: Left Behind: Eternal Forces (Read 2264 times)

maximusotter · **on:** October 19, 2006, 22:21:00 PM

Left Behind: Eternal Forces

on: October 19, 2006, 22:21:00 PM

Somebody grab the demo and tell me how gawdawful it is: http://www.leftbehindgames.com/

From Forbes:

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Players, as commanders of the forces of good, need to make sure their people are housed and fed, nurtured with prayer and armed to defend themselves for eventual battle.

Players recruit people to battle evil forces while taking control of buildings for medical clinics and housing. They can send people into battle but lose points by killing evil soldiers or by failing to meet the spiritual needs of the troops. Want to ward off evil? Hit the prayer button.

Every person depicted has a name and a history, which emphasizes the human cost of battle, Frichner said.

Along the way, players find clues to Bible mysteries and other information. Christian rock groups provide background music.

In the single-player mode, the player battles evil forces. In the multiplayer mode, players may choose to represent evil or good. Gamers also can play each other online.

PRAYER PRAYER PRAYER FRAG FRAG PRAYER...HYPERSPACE

:shock:

maximusotter · **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2006, 22:12:02 PM

Left Behind: Eternal Forces

Reply #1 on: December 15, 2006, 22:12:02 PM

Ha, this is getting some serious media attention now that Christmas is near.

Focus on the Family gives it a hearty thumbs up! :shock: Probably cause half the leadership wants to look *manly* as theyre diddlin queer hookers on the side.

This is their leader, and he recommends:

Quote from: "dobson"

Meanwhile, the boys father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his sons maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

:shock:

Frag em...boys.

Deaths Head · **Reply #2 on:** December 16, 2006, 00:22:06 AM

Left Behind: Eternal Forces

Reply #2 on: December 16, 2006, 00:22:06 AM

Only one problem, its causing a fuss over a game that is utter crap. Its beeing getting ratings of ~30%, so the developers will be rubbing their hands with joy, Bad press is good press as they say. It will only increase their sales.

skidzilla · **Reply #3 on:** December 16, 2006, 00:38:34 AM

Re:Left Behind: Eternal Forces

Reply #3 on: December 16, 2006, 00:38:34 AM

....Its like when somebody makes something, and youre sure the only way it could possibly exist is if it were a parody...but then you realize theyre dead serious...

maximusotter · **Reply #4 on:** December 16, 2006, 00:51:45 AM

Left Behind: Eternal Forces

Reply #4 on: December 16, 2006, 00:51:45 AM

Thats just brilliant! It shows a common suburban-bot mentality. Thats where the vast majority of the designers and players live. The big city is a dangerous and immoral dark force.

Deaths Head · **Reply #5 on:** December 16, 2006, 01:06:21 AM

Left Behind: Eternal Forces

Reply #5 on: December 16, 2006, 01:06:21 AM

That is almost... almost... as bad as the feminist on BBC Radio 5 that stated women should carry on with their lives as normal despite the serial killer in Ipswich because all men are violent towards women and women have to put up domestic violence every day. All women, not just some. Some people really need to get outside and smell the roses.

maximusotter · **Reply #6 on:** December 16, 2006, 01:15:40 AM

Left Behind: Eternal Forces

Reply #6 on: December 16, 2006, 01:15:40 AM

This is going further off topic, but the scene in Borat with the feminists is awesome.

Theres been genuine outrage in that community that the film demeans women with humor,etc, and its just so funny how they take the stereotype of the humorless feminist and embody it to a tee.

Serious · **Reply #7 on:** December 16, 2006, 04:09:37 AM

Left Behind: Eternal Forces

Reply #7 on: December 16, 2006, 04:09:37 AM

Quote from: Deaths Head

That is almost... almost... as bad as the feminist on BBC Radio 5 that stated women should carry on with their lives as normal despite the serial killer in Ipswich because all men are violent towards women and women have to put up domestic violence every day. All women, not just some. Some people really need to get outside and smell the roses.

Feminists are *FUN* you can rile them up in soooo many good ways :mrgreen:

Keep going and sooner or later they explode totally and leave or call you a male chauvinist pig, in the first let her go, mission achieved, in the second call her a female chauvinist sow...

One was going on about men being so bad and wanting to rape her so I said I most blokes wouldnt want to touch her with a barge pole.

She wasnt too happy but I didnt care as she was minging anyway

redneck · **Reply #8 on:** December 16, 2006, 09:19:56 AM

Left Behind: Eternal Forces

Reply #8 on: December 16, 2006, 09:19:56 AM

WOMEN, NATURES PUNCHBAG

Pete · **Reply #9 on:** December 16, 2006, 14:27:37 PM

Left Behind: Eternal Forces

Reply #9 on: December 16, 2006, 14:27:37 PM

Quote from: maximusotter

Somebody grab the demo and tell me how gawdawful it is: http://www.leftbehindgames.com/

Im on it

Sweenster · **Reply #10 on:** December 16, 2006, 14:49:21 PM

Re:Left Behind: Eternal Forces

Reply #10 on: December 16, 2006, 14:49:21 PM

Quote from: skidzilla

....Its like when somebody makes something, and youre sure the only way it could possibly exist is if it were a parody...but then you realize theyre dead serious...

That is amazing, they managed to sound like they dont know anything when giving someones life story...

Quixoticish · **Reply #11 on:** December 16, 2006, 16:10:29 PM

Re:Left Behind: Eternal Forces

Reply #11 on: December 16, 2006, 16:10:29 PM

I cant find a link to the demo anywhere.

Deaths Head · **Reply #12 on:** December 16, 2006, 16:13:41 PM

Left Behind: Eternal Forces

Reply #12 on: December 16, 2006, 16:13:41 PM

Probably for the best!

Quixoticish · **Reply #13 on:** December 16, 2006, 16:16:37 PM

Left Behind: Eternal Forces

Reply #13 on: December 16, 2006, 16:16:37 PM

Quote from: Deaths Head

Probably for the best!

Probably. I just wanted to try it out of morbid curiosity.

Pete · **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2006, 16:30:53 PM

Re:Left Behind: Eternal Forces

Reply #14 on: December 16, 2006, 16:30:53 PM

I found it.

Please kill me now.

In a nutshell, its awful, the loading screens are so gay-porno that I switched my monitor off while it loaded. You start off with a disciple and use him to brainwash people one at a time, it takes a while. Then youre supposed to train a male (its specific about this) recruit up as a builder and have him take over a cafe. That took a while too.

I couldnt take anymore.

Google for EternalForcesDemoSetup.exe

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