FTW  WTF

Wotsit? It's a book on that wot Kindle thing.
Wotsit about? A time-bending ferret, aliens wot are proper rotten, a village wot gets kidnapped.
Wotsit good for? Absoloootely nuffin. 
Wotsit like? Nutty, crunchy, like battle-dentures through a neck bone, or like that popular breakfast cereal.

Once Upon a Time Ferret

Is this available in a non-kindle format?