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* Orlando Bloom

* Pointless 1st half

* Pointless 2nd half

* 3hr films dont work unless (a) you have a plot and (b) you have more than one actor.

* Girl Power :/

* Plot wtfs?
- Orlando is on whos side?
- The Black Woman is what now? A special-effects generator?
- Plot: Some condemmed guys sing a song which sends a warning to all the pirate leaders in order that they might beat down the nasty Tetley Tea company. But then 5,000 other plot lines come in and then duuhhhh last uuuurrrgghhh mug tuesday matches brgrgbbbbppphhh turnips played hmmffff pirate whhhhaah box of eight ummmmmmmmmmmmm shoes duh body swirly thing paint mmmmmmmhhhh mmmmmpppphhhhh.


* Watching Orlando and Kiera is like watching a closet gay bloke and a closet lesbian on a date.

*The Time-Stop. I think this movie had the longest mid-battle Time-To-Stop-While-Characters-Have-A-Half-Hour-Discussion ever.

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I enjoyed it

Completely agree to be honest, wasnt my cup of tea. I found the second one the best of the worst but all in all I wouldnt bother watching them again.

Seen it and agree sdp its  no where near as good as the second and not even half has funny, so whats the point? oh yes £$£$£$£$....... if a movie isnt going to out do the last one or on par with it, i seen no point in making it.

I was actually waiting for the movie to end! thinking this is some stretched out **** for no reason! i felt my hate for disney grow and grow more the movie went on....

I wanted all the ships to attack and see a big battle near the end.... naw that would be to good to be true, so we have to settle for a one on one.... wow... blown away!

not seen it yet.

There should be more swashbuckling adventure films.. 1st one was aces, 2nd one went over the top.

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There should be more swashbuckling adventure films.. 1st one was aces, 2nd one went over the top.

Youll surely love the third then

/notes disturbing lack of yarr and pirates in thread...

Yarr!! (there ya go Serious)

i thought all three pirates films were fantastic. i gave in to the magic...

I really loved the first one ... maybe cos it was the first of that gen film in ages!   Then the second one came along and I was quickly disappointed as I thought it was really boring tbh.  I had high expectations for the third ... although have a feeling it is going to be pants too!  

Orlando is a crap actor tbh!

Quote from: sdp:rage:

* Orlando Bloom

* Pointless 1st half

* Pointless 2nd half

* 3hr films dont work unless (a) you have a plot and (b) you have more than one actor.

* Girl Power :/

* Plot wtfs?
- Orlando is on whos side?
- The Black Woman is what now? A special-effects generator?
- Plot: Some condemmed guys sing a song which sends a warning to all the pirate leaders in order that they might beat down the nasty Tetley Tea company. But then 5,000 other plot lines come in and then duuhhhh last uuuurrrgghhh mug tuesday matches brgrgbbbbppphhh turnips played hmmffff pirate whhhhaah box of eight ummmmmmmmmmmmm shoes duh body swirly thing paint mmmmmmmhhhh mmmmmpppphhhhh.


* Watching Orlando and Kiera is like watching a closet gay bloke and a closet lesbian on a date.

*The Time-Stop. I think this movie had the longest mid-battle Time-To-Stop-While-Characters-Have-A-Half-Hour-Discussion ever.

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Against theres the dodgy ending again (I think the idea is to leave things suspended rather than complete an actual film).

For there is the supreme graphics and seamless integration between CG and reality. Anyone not impressed at the Maelstrom has to have their brain examined. The multiple captains scenes were also impressive and I certainly enjoyed the rockcrabs. Rest of the script was OK too. Massive sword fights and they made it look like it could happen.

Think that getting married during a sword fight was a bit much though. As for length you are always going to get complainers.

Watched 2 disc special edition.

The talented Mr Bloom acting school:

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lol :|

Nige had too much time on his hands

Second thoughts...

Is it just me or does it leave you with a feeling that its like a burger meal without the fries and ketchup? Somehow it seems to leave something missing despite the length :/

Feels like a large chunk of my life has been taken away from me (watched it on sat).  This film was way too long, too boring and as a whole total sh*te.  

Its a Disney film - although id be amazed if any child could hold their attention span to this!  Depps character has been destroyed!!! He was just a total wimp throughout, in a really bad way!?  Im not even going to mention the other two main characters as I will just get angry and I have to drive home from work.  

I feel robbed!  What a load of sh*te!