Meet the spartans.
Couldnt watch more than 10 mins. Got fed up when they were kicking people down the well.
Turned it off.
Felt dirty and used.
The radio 1 film review of it summed it up nicely. The worst film review Ive ever heard of any film by anyone.
Lynz says
QuoteIts like when kids try to make a play with stuff that they think is funny. No concept of what is actually funny and its just not.
Or something along those lines.
Clockedtasticity rating, 0 woots out of 5.
thanks for the warning!
just looked it up on Rotten Tomatoes, it scored 2%.
know what? I dont think Ill bother.
I had some hope for this...
/puts hope on hold
Watching it tonight, Im going to be wishing for my time back aint I?
run. While you still can.
The only positive review I can find of this alleged movie is by someone who cant spell story.
Im all for the occasional bad film which is nevertheless good fun, but the consensus here seems to be that this one isnt.
I saw it on Saturday.....and there was some bits that they did go too far with.......like the well bit, but other bits I thought was good.!
Obviously Im the only one who liked it :mutley:
Maybe those of us who see it will do so expecting the most pointless and wasteful hour and a bit of their life. And they might be pleasantly surprised to find it isnt?
Then the dread and horror sets in as the realisation dawns that if that wasnt the worst movie ever...then what is... :drama:
Ive only seen the trailer and it looks beyond abysmal. Im certain that zero rating is warranted!
From what Ive heard it owes us a rating.
Okay watched it and well that was crap!
I laughed maybe twice, I actually found the hanging of Saddam Hussien more funny! :s
Quote from: zpyderMaybe those of us who see it will do so expecting the most pointless and wasteful hour and a bit of their life. And they might be pleasantly surprised to find it isnt?
Then the dread and horror sets in as the realisation dawns that if that wasnt the worst movie ever...then what is... :drama:
Monty Pythons The Meaning of Life, although I know quite a lot of other people enjoyed its moronity.
Well, its not the worst, but for Python it was pretty atrocious. Still, it gave us the phrase "Waffer theen meent" which is a plus, as well as Every Sperm Is Sacred which redeem it in some small way.
Worst film Ive ever seen is "City of Angels", with Nic Cage. There were a number of people in the audience cheered when Meg Ryan got cleaned by the bus at the end.
I quite liked The Meaning Of Life. :panic:
gremloids was the worst film ever
I managed to watch Meet the Spartans, while it wasnt the worst movie ever it certainly dropped the ball and never actually managed to pick it up again.
Great possibilities ruined by a poor script and lack of talent.
Quote from: SeriousI managed to watch Meet the Spartans, while it wasnt the worst movie ever it certainly dropped the ball and never actually managed to pick it up again.
Great possibilities ruined by a poor script and lack of talent.
There are no great possibilities in a film called "Meet the Spartans".
I kept thinking thats the dude from Grange Hill isnt it? Which managed to distract me enough from the film I didnt try to gouge my own eyes out with the straw from my drink.
Eastenders I think.
Quote from: Chris HQuote from: SeriousI managed to watch Meet the Spartans, while it wasnt the worst movie ever it certainly dropped the ball and never actually managed to pick it up again.
Great possibilities ruined by a poor script and lack of talent.
There are no great possibilities in a film called "Meet the Spartans".
Of course there are, just hang on a few years while I think of some...