A biker stopped by the local Harley  Shop to have his bike fixed. They
couldnt do it while he waited, so he said he  didnt live far and would just walk
home.
On the way home he stopped at the  hardware store and bought a bucket and an
anvil. He then stopped by the feed  store and picked up a couple of chickens
and a goose.  However, struggling  outside the store, he now had a problem -
how to carry his entire purchases  home.
While he was scratching his head he  was approached by a little old lady who
told him she was lost. She asked, "Can  you tell me how to get to 1603  
Mockingbird Lane?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter  of fact, I live at 1616
Mockingbird  Lane. I would walk you home but I cant carry this  lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why dont  you put the anvil in the bucket.  Carry
the bucket in one hand put a  chicken under each arm and carry the goose in
your other hand?" "Why thank  you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the
old girl home. On the way he  says "Lets take my short cut and go down this
alley. Well be there in no  time."
The little old lady looked him over  cautiously then said, "I am a lonely
widow without a husband to defend  me. How do I know that when we get in the
alley you wont hold me up against the  wall, pull up my skirt, and have your
way with me? "The biker said, "Holy smokes  lady! I am carrying a bucket, an
anvil, and two chickens and a goose. How in the  world could I possibly hold
you up against the wall and do  that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose  down, cover him with the bucket, put the
anvil on top  of the bucket, and Ill hold the  chickens."

YOUNG MAN!