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any clues how to stop cats doing a dump on my lawn?

Started by andy[tek], October 26, 2009, 12:44:38 PM

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Edd

#15
October 26, 2009, 18:47:57 PM
Quote from: andy[tekim liking this idea might also keep the Jehovahs Witnesses away who seem to like picking on me being the first one on the corner, they dont take no for an answer


Jovos, a foot in every door...............

cant stand the f**kers myself, just tell em to FO

Eggtastico

#16
October 26, 2009, 19:20:00 PM
ones ive heard are lions sh*t & leaving bottles of water around..
if you see the cat, give it a good soaking.. cats dont like water
& theres nothing like a clean pussy














cat

zpyder

#17
October 26, 2009, 19:47:45 PM
Tbh if you end up getting some kind of entertaining system set up, I might be tempted to finally invest in a trail camera, and send it your way for a week or two just so we can get footage of some abused moggies.

Serious

#20
October 27, 2009, 00:47:21 AM
Quote from: andy[tek]
Quote from: Mongoosespend months designing, building and deploying a skynet style automatic deffence system with robust target recognition and linking it to a battery of self re-loading super-soakers.

it might or might not work, but Id pay good money to see it and building it would take your mind off the condition of the lawn.

im liking this idea might also keep the Jehovahs Witnesses away who seem to like picking on me being the first one on the corner, they dont take no for an answer

Someones got an infra red system that turns on the water sprinklers when a cat comes into view, supposedly quite effective although you have to turn it off before you go on it.

Pete

#21
October 27, 2009, 13:25:12 PM
Ive been thinking about this and there are some sensible options:

1) M18A1 Claymore
Pros: 100% poop reduction
Cons: Noise, collateral damage

2) VelociRobot
Pros: Cool as f**k
Cons: Would need modifying with some kind of automatic motion-tracking ninja star throwing mechanism.

3) M107
Pros: Can stop cats in APCs
Cons: Possibly illegal in this country?

I know sh*ts bad right now with all that starving bullsh*t and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.

Mongoose

#22
October 27, 2009, 14:27:39 PM
Quote from: PeteIve been thinking about this and there are some sensible options:

3) M107
Pros: Can stop cats in APCs
Cons: Possibly illegal in this country?


Jesus Christ I wouldnt want to be the guy firing it semi-auto. That shoulders going to hurt!

Leon

#23
October 27, 2009, 14:47:24 PM
Romote control killing machine robot?

Or just maybe a terminator? :P
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Mongoose

#24
October 27, 2009, 14:54:01 PM
Quote from: DoomsRomote control killing machine robot?

Or just maybe a terminator? :P

XEntity

#25
October 27, 2009, 18:27:47 PM
Quote from: Mongoose
Quote from: PeteIve been thinking about this and there are some sensible options:

3) M107
Pros: Can stop cats in APCs
Cons: Possibly illegal in this country?


Jesus Christ I wouldnt want to be the guy firing it semi-auto. That shoulders going to hurt!

If you want something that you can get a few more shots out of, at a bit closer range, you could always try the AA-12 Fully automatic shotgun (Frag Grenade rounds optional ;) )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c

bear

#26
October 27, 2009, 18:55:23 PM
Get a big mean male cat who bites the balls of intruding cats.

Leon

#27
October 27, 2009, 18:57:56 PM
Quote from: XEntityIf you want something that you can get a few more shots out of, at a bit closer range, you could always try the AA-12 Fully automatic shotgun (Frag Grenade rounds optional ;) )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c

Thats a bit crazy.
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Pete

#28
October 27, 2009, 19:30:22 PM
Quote from: XEntityIf you want something that you can get a few more shots out of, at a bit closer range, you could always try the AA-12 Fully automatic shotgun (Frag Grenade rounds optional ;) )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c

Approved.
I know sh*ts bad right now with all that starving bullsh*t and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.

zpyder

#29
October 27, 2009, 20:16:28 PM
I find it pretty disconcerting how in love with the gun the presenter of that clip sounds.
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