Apparently T-shirts have been produced to commemorate his death - unfortunately theyre a bit tight around the neck however they hang really well.

like it!

I got one on new years eve:

Sorry mate, Saddam says he is unable to make it tonight. He is a bit hung over from last night.

I just made one up that is so crap it isnt worthy of its own thread

Whats the difference between a painting and saddam?

You can unhang a painting

I heard Saddam was feeling all choked up about the whole incident.

His wife supposedly told a reporter he was well hung

haha!








Saddams Body Doubles

The eight Saddam body doubles are gathered in one of the bunkers in downtown Baghdad. Tariq Aziz, the deputy prime minister, comes in and says, "I have some good news and some bad news." They ask for the good news first.

Aziz says, The good news is that Saddam is still alive, so you all still have jobs."

"And the bad news?" they ask.

Aziz replies, "Hes lost an arm."

O RLY?

YA RLY!

Saddam the ignorant tw*t! I phoned him up to wish him a Happy New Year but the bastard hung up.

Got this the morning after:


Mate, went out on a heavy one with Saddam last night! Should have seen him this morning ... he was hanging!

I thought he was getting a suspended sentence?