OpenBSD was created when Chuck Norris ripped the BSD kernel apart.

Chuck Norris runs UNICOS on his wristwatch.

The FIN bit in an IP packet is used to indicate that Chuck is coming over the Ethernet to get you

The first terabit switch blew up when Chuck connected his computer to it.

Chuck Norris measures the speed of his CPU in BogoTips, not BogoMips /proc/uptime overflowed on Chucks 128 bit machine.

82.4% of the liquid helium produced on earth is used to cool Chucks superconductive CPUs.

The IPV6 Address space was exhausted when Chuck assigned an address to each of the CPUs in his Beowulf cluster.

Chuck Norris won the Turing award 4 times. Last time was for an algorithm to factor primes.

Chuck Norris scans his own PC for Mail Viruses by smell. And God bless you if you spam him.

Chuck Norris uses cat and echo instead of UPDATE and SELECT.

Chuck Norriss LISP machine does not use a Garbage collector. It does not need one.

Half-life 2 was based on Chucks day off last week.

For Chucks computer P=NP is irrelevant. Everything runs in one clock cycle.

Chuck Norris does not have CD Burner. He has a CD Blaster. And all CDs are rewritable on his machine.

Oracle is named after Chucks CPU branch prediction unit.

Each of the CPUs in Chucks Beowulf cluster can crack any AES block in a picosecond.

The PowerPC chip was pulled from the market when IBM realized that no processor is as powerful as Chucks brain.

When Chucks computer crashes the lights dim all over town.

Choogle Earth can zoom down to the level of quarks and leptons and is updated every femtosecond.

Chuck Norris chains down his mouse with Kevlar ropes ever since it ate his pet tiger.

Chuckss house is wired with Cat100 quantum optical cable that carries terabit ethernet with ease.

Steve Jobss reality distortion field is generated by Chuck.

The last time Chuck Norris had a core dump 15 people died.

You missed one:

There is no ctrl button on Chucks computer. Chuck Norris is always in control  

hehe most i had not heard before.

theres a website dedicated to em somewhere. Google it.

QuoteThe last time Chuck Norris had a core dump 15 people died.

lol

Now thats a cool pic...almost like an infinitely better version of Bears avatar