Dear Abby,


Ive never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. Ive suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me.


The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you dont know
them."


I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has
gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasnt in a taxi? I
once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was
I checking up on her.


Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didnt want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.


I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
leaking a little oil.


Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?


Thanks,


Bob

ha genius!! Good to see his priorities are spot on!

 

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