http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/unitedarabemirates/7204090/Arab-ambassador-discovers-bride-is-bearded-and-cross-eyed-behind-veil.html
Man youd be disappointed :lol:
Cross eyes can be cured with an operation. Beard can be done with lazer. Face like a pigs arse might be expensive though.
Pic or she didnt happen.
Laser doesnt have a z in, as theres no such word as ztimulated.
Theyre typos :p