http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46228
:lol: obviously its cause hes minging... :D
QuoteEricsson cites a comprehensive archive of past-girlfriend-related historical evidence that he has collected over the past 10 years.
Im sure that doesnt halp aswell.
Ahahaha, The Onions great - I always forget its there until someone links me to it...
Love the science bit:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45577
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29976
Har har.
The onion needs to hook him up with Smoove B.
Quote from: smooveI will serve you on a soft, silk table-cloth that has been freshly laundered and purchased from the finest table-cloth store in all of creation. It will be the most spectacular dinner you have ever consumed.
There will also be corn served.
http://homepages.theonion.com/PersonalPages/sB/