Title: GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Eagle on November 16, 2009, 02:04:25 AM
Post by: Eagle on November 16, 2009, 02:04:25 AM
Whos the biggest gobsh*te here (with the most posts)?
Can we sort this list by posts in descending order? http://www.tekforum.co.uk/user/list.page
:)
Can we sort this list by posts in descending order? http://www.tekforum.co.uk/user/list.page
:)
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: knighty on November 16, 2009, 02:35:30 AM
Post by: knighty on November 16, 2009, 02:35:30 AM
top 50 posters in descending order...
suprised that Im number 6.... I didnt think I was that bad !
Code Select
1 Serious 12343
2 neXus 6479
3 Clockd 0Ne 6068
4 maximusotter 6017
5 M3ta7h3ad 5246
6 knighty 4478
7 bear 4458
8 Pete 4369
9 Eggtastico 4153
10 Beaker 3409
11 mr_roll 3398
12 zpyder 3262
13 Mark 3238
14 soopahfly 3114
15 red_ban 3023
16 Sam 2908
17 Rivkid 2837
18 Dave 2746
19 Cypher 2654
20 DEViANCE 2600
21 brummie-banned 2545
22 Privateer 2366
23 Binary Shadow 2190
24 Chris H 2175
25 Bacon 2145
26 Nimrod 2117
27 Mongoose 2063
28 Dooms 2002
29 Poison_UK 1892
30 White Giant 1792
31 skidzilla 1770
32 SteveF 1743
33 Smugs 1695
34 funkychicken9000 1561
35 Deaths Head 1557
36 mrt 1250
37 Jaimz 1242
38 chrisdicko 1241
39 Edd 1191
40 Eagle 1180
41 Badabing 1154
42 Ceathreamhnan 1131
43 BigSoy 1113
44 Sweenster 1071
45 sexytw 1052
46 Goblin 1033
47 Kunal 1026
48 matt5cott 1019
49 Walrusbonzo 929
50 FaT LeoN 929
suprised that Im number 6.... I didnt think I was that bad !
Title: GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Sam on November 16, 2009, 03:19:10 AM
Post by: Sam on November 16, 2009, 03:19:10 AM
You need to multiply the posts by a bullsh*t factor. For example if youre nexus you multiply by 0.01 to get your real contribution (just joking mate ;))
Title: GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Leon on November 16, 2009, 04:20:29 AM
Post by: Leon on November 16, 2009, 04:20:29 AM
hmm 28th even after not posting for the best part of last year while in Oz... Hmmmm. I dont know if im happy or sad :P
Serious has nearly double the amount of posts as the #2 person? He have a special section where he talks to himself? :P
Serious has nearly double the amount of posts as the #2 person? He have a special section where he talks to himself? :P
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Eagle on November 16, 2009, 07:40:26 AM
Post by: Eagle on November 16, 2009, 07:40:26 AM
Good stuff! How you do dat? Spreadsheet or something? :)
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: zpyder on November 16, 2009, 08:38:40 AM
Post by: zpyder on November 16, 2009, 08:38:40 AM
Problem is, we need the REAL numbers, IE, the numbers that people had just before each of the forum crashes. Do you think the forum could handle the kinds of numbers needed for the likes of Serious then?
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: mr_roll on November 16, 2009, 08:54:09 AM
Post by: mr_roll on November 16, 2009, 08:54:09 AM
Quote from: zpyderProblem is, we need the REAL numbers, IE, the numbers that people had just before each of the forum crashes. Do you think the forum could handle the kinds of numbers needed for the likes of Serious then?
Numbers just dont go up that high ;) :mutley:
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Quixoticish on November 16, 2009, 09:06:09 AM
Post by: Quixoticish on November 16, 2009, 09:06:09 AM
With Serious posting that much surely it must mean that in the not too distant future the entire contents of Wikipedia and Google will end up posted on our forums? -)
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Mongoose on November 16, 2009, 09:55:16 AM
Post by: Mongoose on November 16, 2009, 09:55:16 AM
Quote from: mr_rollQuote from: zpyderProblem is, we need the REAL numbers, IE, the numbers that people had just before each of the forum crashes. Do you think the forum could handle the kinds of numbers needed for the likes of Serious then?
Numbers just dont go up that high ;) :mutley:
wed certainly be starting to worry about whether the post count is stored as a 16bit signed or unsigned integer........
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: knighty on November 16, 2009, 12:07:54 PM
Post by: knighty on November 16, 2009, 12:07:54 PM
Quote from: EagleGood stuff! How you do dat? Spreadsheet or something? :)
was board waiting for something to download, so i cut and past the 9 pages of member lists, stuck them in excel, and the sorted them :)
not as bad as it sounds actually... my download had 3 min left to go... and i finished the cut and past before it finished :o
if anyone wants a copy pm me :)
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Bacon on November 16, 2009, 12:39:01 PM
Post by: Bacon on November 16, 2009, 12:39:01 PM
Quote from: knightyQuote from: EagleGood stuff! How you do dat? Spreadsheet or something? :)
was board waiting for something to download, so i cut and past the 9 pages of member lists, stuck them in excel, and the sorted them :)
not as bad as it sounds actually... my download had 3 min left to go... and i finished the cut and past before it finished :o
if anyone wants a copy pm me :)
Skillz!
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Mongoose on November 16, 2009, 13:39:27 PM
Post by: Mongoose on November 16, 2009, 13:39:27 PM
Quote from: BaconQuote from: knightyQuote from: EagleGood stuff! How you do dat? Spreadsheet or something? :)
was board waiting for something to download, so i cut and past the 9 pages of member lists, stuck them in excel, and the sorted them :)
not as bad as it sounds actually... my download had 3 min left to go... and i finished the cut and past before it finished :o
if anyone wants a copy pm me :)
Skillz!
I ph34rs dem
Title: GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Sweenster on November 16, 2009, 14:18:24 PM
Post by: Sweenster on November 16, 2009, 14:18:24 PM
I am shocked I am still that high, though I would be much higher before the wipes. I was right up there at one point.
Dont post anywhere near as much these days.
Dont post anywhere near as much these days.
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on November 16, 2009, 16:55:04 PM
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on November 16, 2009, 16:55:04 PM
I think it says a lot about the weighty contribution maximusotter had to see that he is still third highest poster after what, two years away?
Good work there Alan.
Good work there Alan.
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Rivkid on November 16, 2009, 17:00:05 PM
Post by: Rivkid on November 16, 2009, 17:00:05 PM
Quote from: Clockd 0NeI think it says a lot about the weighty contribution maximusotter had to see that he is still third highest poster after what, two years away?
True - but a good 60% was probably made up of the words iraq, babies, dead, soldiers, illegal and war. Oh and bicycle and pork too! :)
Title: GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Serious on November 16, 2009, 17:51:31 PM
Post by: Serious on November 16, 2009, 17:51:31 PM
Quote from: DoomsSerious has nearly double the amount of posts as the #2 person? He have a special section where he talks to himself? :P
At the beginning I used to answer lots of threads with interesting and possibly witty comment. Unfortunately there are those without any sense of humor so I dont bother any more.
Actually I spend a lot of time playing Guild Wars.
Title: GOBsh*tE!
Post by: DeltaZero on November 16, 2009, 17:58:35 PM
Post by: DeltaZero on November 16, 2009, 17:58:35 PM
Quote from: SeriousAt the beginning I used to answer lots of threads with interesting and possibly witty comment.
:rofl:
Title: GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Edd on November 16, 2009, 19:31:37 PM
Post by: Edd on November 16, 2009, 19:31:37 PM
Quote from: DeltaZeroQuote from: SeriousAt the beginning I used to answer lots of threads with interesting and possibly witty comment.
:rofl:
2nded
Serious you post answers to questions you know nothing about at all, but have just lifted from google. You might as well be a googlebot for f**ks sake
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: XEntity on November 16, 2009, 20:05:39 PM
Post by: XEntity on November 16, 2009, 20:05:39 PM
If you still have the date registered date in your excel, I think it is important to work out the posts per day/week/month?
:D
:D
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Smugs on November 16, 2009, 21:20:47 PM
Post by: Smugs on November 16, 2009, 21:20:47 PM
Anyone with a five-digit post count is just showing off. :-P
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: knighty on November 16, 2009, 22:30:18 PM
Post by: knighty on November 16, 2009, 22:30:18 PM
Quote from: XEntityIf you still have the date registered date in your excel, I think it is important to work out the posts per day/week/month?
:D
I did that...... but the order was almost exactly the same !
Title: GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Serious on November 18, 2009, 11:57:38 AM
Post by: Serious on November 18, 2009, 11:57:38 AM
Quote from: EddQuote from: DeltaZeroQuote from: SeriousAt the beginning I used to answer lots of threads with interesting and possibly witty comment.
:rofl:
2nded
Serious you post answers to questions you know nothing about at all, but have just lifted from google. You might as well be a googlebot for f**ks sake
Well its better than you posting stuff about things you know f**k all about and cant be arsed to find out anything before setting your gob in motion and getting it wrong. If you got it right I couldnt post what a moron you are.
Title: GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Binary Shadow on November 18, 2009, 14:01:34 PM
Post by: Binary Shadow on November 18, 2009, 14:01:34 PM
23rd.. pah must try harder
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Cornholio on November 18, 2009, 15:03:48 PM
Post by: Cornholio on November 18, 2009, 15:03:48 PM
m not even on the list.... *cries*
Title: GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Edd on November 18, 2009, 15:08:16 PM
Post by: Edd on November 18, 2009, 15:08:16 PM
Quote from: SeriousQuote from: EddQuote from: DeltaZeroQuote from: SeriousAt the beginning I used to answer lots of threads with interesting and possibly witty comment.
:rofl:
2nded
Serious you post answers to questions you know nothing about at all, but have just lifted from google. You might as well be a googlebot for f**ks sake
Well its better than you posting stuff about things you know f**k all about and cant be arsed to find out anything before setting your gob in motion and getting it wrong. If you got it right I couldnt post what a moron you are.
I dont post answers to things i know nothing about, hence why i do not venture into photography or any of the hardware/software forums
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Serious on November 19, 2009, 01:34:59 AM
Post by: Serious on November 19, 2009, 01:34:59 AM
Anything I post on its because I do know something. If I check that Im right and provide evidence then so much the better.
Fact is you check nothing.
Fact is you check nothing.
Title: GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Edd on November 19, 2009, 14:58:11 PM
Post by: Edd on November 19, 2009, 14:58:11 PM
Maybe you could lift some quotes from google to back that up?
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: DeltaZero on November 19, 2009, 16:24:59 PM
Post by: DeltaZero on November 19, 2009, 16:24:59 PM
Quote from: SeriousAnything I post on its because I do know something.
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Mongoose on November 20, 2009, 08:13:48 AM
Post by: Mongoose on November 20, 2009, 08:13:48 AM
Quote from: Cornholiom not even on the list.... *cries*
Perhaps you should come visit us more often then :p
Title: Re:GOBsh*tE!
Post by: Cornholio on November 25, 2009, 17:51:08 PM
Post by: Cornholio on November 25, 2009, 17:51:08 PM
i will do my bestest :D
Title: GOBsh*tE!
Post by: addictweb on November 25, 2009, 18:51:35 PM
Post by: addictweb on November 25, 2009, 18:51:35 PM
45th Woop!
Maybe i should get into more slagging matches (see above) to up my position?
Maybe i should get into more slagging matches (see above) to up my position?