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Title: Hero Clarkson
Post by: DEViANCE on December 06, 2007, 12:51:58 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=499845&in_page_id=1770&ICO=NEWS&ICL=TOPART

this dude really does need to be PM.
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: Quixoticish on December 06, 2007, 13:06:14 PM
Quote"Nobody ever says: "Well, if he was such a frigging angel, what was he doing on a derelict building site at four in the morning, you halfwits?"

The presenter then said that teachers were being undermined as they look to try and cut out the problems caused by unruly pupils.

"Children are at liberty to do just about anything because there is absolutely nothing the teacher can do. Not without being hauled out of the classroom by some frizzy-haired human rights lawyer, sacked and sent to prison.

Couldnt have said it better myself.
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: Rivkid on December 06, 2007, 13:28:51 PM
would def vote for him!  :D
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on December 06, 2007, 16:17:54 PM
Member of the Clarkson for PM group on Facebook :thumbup:
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: PuNk on December 06, 2007, 17:32:11 PM
I think he knows he could (honestly) do a better job of it than most people, but he just doesnt want to.

I just wish someone with his balls, and honest straight forward ideas would step up and sort this country out.



And if I was there in that shopping mall and saw kids harassing him id stamp on their face, maybe id get a free car to borrow for a week! haha.
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: Serious on December 06, 2007, 17:38:46 PM
Quote from: Chris H
Quote"Nobody ever says: "Well, if he was such a frigging angel, what was he doing on a derelict building site at four in the morning, you halfwits?"

The presenter then said that teachers were being undermined as they look to try and cut out the problems caused by unruly pupils.

"Children are at liberty to do just about anything because there is absolutely nothing the teacher can do. Not without being hauled out of the classroom by some frizzy-haired human rights lawyer, sacked and sent to prison.

Couldnt have said it better myself.

In this instance I would agree, if the kid is just being a jerk then they deserve to be treated like one and suitably punished. First though they have to check it isnt something else that is the problem.

On other issues though Clarkson is perhaps the least suitable person to be PM, he would never be elected.
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: Eggtastico on December 06, 2007, 18:13:51 PM
pity they didnt knife him & that other annoying pillock stayed asleep in his coma.

At least that would free up a 30mins BBC slot for somthing 1/2 decent like a repeat of the fast show or somthing
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: Serious on December 06, 2007, 18:20:53 PM
Or a showing of eggs favourite, neighbours... :P
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: White Giant on December 06, 2007, 18:56:46 PM
Quote from: Eggtasticopity they didnt knife him & that other annoying pillock stayed asleep in his coma.

At least that would free up a 30mins BBC slot for somthing 1/2 decent like a repeat of the fast show or somthing

In before the abuse.

Oh and its an hour long.
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: Eggtastico on December 06, 2007, 19:03:18 PM
Quote from: White Giant
Quote from: Eggtasticopity they didnt knife him & that other annoying pillock stayed asleep in his coma.

At least that would free up a 30mins BBC slot for somthing 1/2 decent like a repeat of the fast show or somthing

In before the abuse.

Oh and its an hour long.

in that case.. we can the fast show followed by Harry Enfield or men behaving badly
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: jamieL on December 06, 2007, 19:48:22 PM
At least wed still have the Dave Channel to watch Top Gear on!


Read about this today. Clarkson for PM! Or just attack him with some radioactive meteor to make him a super hero.
Title: Hero Clarkson
Post by: Tongy on December 06, 2007, 19:51:10 PM
Marvellous. Good on him. Scummers deserve to see the boney side and be brought back in line.

These loser kids really need to sort themselves out, and teachers need authority.... like they had in my day :D

Cheers
Tongy
Title: Hero Clarkson
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on December 06, 2007, 20:08:23 PM
Cough... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=500154&in_page_id=1773 :)
Title: Hero Clarkson
Post by: Eggtastico on December 06, 2007, 20:25:11 PM
Quote from: M3ta7h3adCough... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=500154&in_page_id=1773 :)
Keira ditches period dress to reveal her seductive side
Title: Hero Clarkson
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on December 06, 2007, 20:26:23 PM
yup. :)

The Clarkson showed me a link to it :D clarkson, is god. :D
Title: Hero Clarkson
Post by: Pete on December 06, 2007, 20:42:04 PM
Quote from: Eggtastico
Quote from: M3ta7h3adCough... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=500154&in_page_id=1773 :)
Keira ditches period dress to reveal her seductive side

Why do they do fit birds up like drag queens? There must be some really vindictive makeup artists around.
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: Smugs on December 06, 2007, 21:02:12 PM
LOL the guy is a legend and would get my vote.
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: SteveF on December 06, 2007, 21:08:16 PM
Im in his facebook group too - its unfortunate that no politician can keep those views ad get into office.

Wonder what would have happened if it hadnt been Clarkson grabbing the kids tho...  Good on him - I bet the rest of us would get frigged tho.
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: Dave on December 07, 2007, 00:36:41 AM
if only the little scumbags hadnt got camera phones

would be good if the security people could just give the little sh*ts a slap and send them home - sounds like they had been hanging around the place all day causing trouble - thing is theyve got no fear as they know that no one can lay a finger on them & even the police can only caution them at best
Title: Hero Clarkson
Post by: Eagle on December 07, 2007, 01:56:44 AM
Quote from: M3ta7h3adCough... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=500154&in_page_id=1773 :)
Lol - drag artist more like...  :lol: Dan Dare has a less masculine jaw line.



 :lol:
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: Pete on December 07, 2007, 03:14:28 AM
See thats what I was saying. Some idiot gave me a 1star cos they was probably having a tank over the pics and then thought ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! cos I said.
Title: Hero Clarkson
Post by: Tongy on December 07, 2007, 05:32:55 AM
I do not find that (wo)man attractive in the slightest. Weird teeth, just nothing that anyone else doesnt have in spades.

Meh...

Cheers
Tongy
Title: Hero Clarkson
Post by: red on December 07, 2007, 07:48:25 AM
Quote from: TongyI do not find (wo)man attractive in the slightest. Weird teeth, just nothing that anyone else doesnt have in spades.

Meh...

Cheers
Tongy

FIXED! GAYBOY!!
Title: Hero Clarkson
Post by: Tongy on December 07, 2007, 08:08:40 AM
Quote from: red
Quote from: TongyI do not find (wo)man attractive in the slightest. Weird teeth, just nothing that anyone else doesnt have in spades.

Meh...

Cheers
Tongy

FIXED! GAYBOY!!

Wow, you saw right through me... I dont find Kiera Knightley fit and Im gay... tbh if you do youre closer to gay than me :D

Cheers
Tongy
Title: Hero Clarkson
Post by: red on December 07, 2007, 09:10:09 AM
holy sh*t!
Title: Hero Clarkson
Post by: Dave on December 08, 2007, 00:27:21 AM
Quote from: Tongy
Quote from: red
Quote from: TongyI do not find (wo)man attractive in the slightest. Weird teeth, just nothing that anyone else doesnt have in spades.

Meh...

Cheers
Tongy

FIXED! GAYBOY!!

Wow, you saw right through me... I dont find Kiera Knightley fit and Im gay... tbh if you do youre closer to gay than me :D

Cheers
Tongy

screw that - kiera knightley is fit

youre doubly gay with AIDS on top - basically a super Gay Lord if we were in the playground

 
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: Serious on December 08, 2007, 01:07:42 AM
Quote from: sdpSee thats what I was saying. Some idiot gave me a 1star cos they was probably having a tank over the pics and then thought ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! cos I said.

Have another one star, not because I was having a tank over her, its just that Im not that choosy now.

I didnt give you the first one BTW ;)
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: Pete on December 08, 2007, 01:18:52 AM
Have 5 stars. Beatya :P
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: SteveF on December 08, 2007, 10:02:45 AM
shes normally very fit but dear god those photos of her are bad. The bracers photos dont work well for a girl with modest
 boobs
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: Walrusbonzo on December 08, 2007, 10:07:31 AM
Quote from: SteveFshes normally very fit but dear god those photos of her are bad. The bracers photos dont work well for a girl with modest
 boobs

I totally agree, she looks pretty awful in that photo!
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: Eagle on December 08, 2007, 11:59:55 AM
Here be woman...

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/pbr/bthrd.jpg)

This threads gone a bit OT.  Have we had a babe thread lately? :mrgreen:
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on December 08, 2007, 12:36:46 PM
All hail thread hijack! More Portman please :mrgreen:
Title: Re:Hero Clarkson
Post by: soopahfly on December 08, 2007, 13:23:26 PM
All Hail!
Title: Hero Clarkson
Post by: Tongy on December 08, 2007, 15:38:50 PM
Quote from: Dave
Quote from: Tongy
Quote from: red
Quote from: TongyI do not find (wo)man attractive in the slightest. Weird teeth, just nothing that anyone else doesnt have in spades.

Meh...

Cheers
Tongy

FIXED! GAYBOY!!

Wow, you saw right through me... I dont find Kiera Knightley fit and Im gay... tbh if you do youre closer to gay than me :D

Cheers
Tongy

screw that - kiera knightley is fit

youre doubly gay with AIDS on top - basically a super Gay Lord if we were in the playground

 

Nice.

Cheers
Tongy