Right, some of these will be public, and some of us will have our 'own' ringtones that you may only want to offer via 'private request'

My personal favourite is 'predator jungle drums' 

Anyway, to start

http://www.cellsea.com/ringtone/detail/RT4c11c199b1140.htm

DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES! DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES! DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES! DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES!

That's a classic

Shamelessly taken from the YouTube thread

An MP3 download is available