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Started by Smugs, March 17, 2006, 20:50:07 PM

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March 17, 2006, 20:50:07 PM
Some Mr T quotes I found and thought were funny as hell.

I am the best bodyguard, because Ill take a bullet, Ill take a stab wound, Ill take a hit upside the head; Im like a Kamikaze pilot; The President got shot because his men relaxed.

When I was growing up, my family was so poor we couldnt afford to pay attention.

Mr. T, talking about his fight with cancer
For 5 years Mr. T disappeared. Fools went unpittied and Jibber-Jabber went unchallenged!

I remember one time I tried to pity this fool. He told me his name was Jeff. He was married. He pulled out his wallet and showed me three pictures of his kids; Kelly, Robert, Brittany. Real cute kids. Dont get too close man. Its hard to pity a fool if you get too close.

I pity the university for not giving T enough time. You know I got all duded up, got dressed, the students were all ready for me, then they gave me short time. So I pity them. So if they want to be unpitied, theyll invite me back and give me more time.
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