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I'm shrinking
on: February 28, 2025, 09:41:34 AM
bit of a miscalculation with battery powered secateurs




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Re: I'm shrinking
Reply #1 on: March 04, 2025, 12:00:46 PM
And you didn't wipe your arse properly either  :disappointed:

Re: I'm shrinking
Reply #2 on: March 05, 2025, 10:43:21 AM
That must have hurt!

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Re: I'm shrinking
Reply #3 on: March 12, 2025, 06:01:02 AM
That must have hurt!

He's had worse  :muttley:

Re: I'm shrinking
Reply #4 on: March 18, 2025, 01:30:47 AM
And you didn't wipe your arse properly either  :disappointed:

lol, didn't notice that on the phone screen, it's left over stuff from the operation.... I hope

Re: I'm shrinking
Reply #5 on: March 18, 2025, 01:34:14 AM
That must have hurt!

no pain at all when I did it

I wasn't even using them to cut at the time, I had them held to my chest with my left arm while I pulled on brambles with both hands... finger when in the jaws and a bit of bramble must have pushed the trigger... couldn't make it up

heard the noise of them cutting, felt them cut my finger, didn't know how bad it was

dropped everything... had thick gloves on, the finger was cut through... peeled the glove back and realised I was peeling my finger back too, cut right through the last knuckle, just a little flap of skin/flesh holding it on

Re: I'm shrinking
Reply #6 on: March 18, 2025, 01:38:05 AM
He's had worse  :muttley:

when I went to A+E they bandaged me up, said if it's still alive tomorrow we'll fix it back on, if it's dead we'll take it off

back the next day, surgeon takes a look, all good he says, it's alive and doing well, we'll fix it back on

then they left me sitting in the waiting room 9 hours

on the operating table they un-bandaged it, said it's dead we'll have to cut it off... crossed everything off on the consent form they'd had me sign, wrote new stuff on and had me sign it laying flat on the operating table

pretty pissed off about that


and I've just realised... overnight bandage was tight holding it on... after they checked in the morning and re-bandaged it wasn't tight... weird it survived 12hours,  overnight, me bumping it in my sleep etc. then died in the waiting room... bet it wasn't pushed on tight enough

Re: I'm shrinking
Reply #7 on: March 18, 2025, 01:47:01 AM
got a JCB

brambles stand no chance now




p.s. did imgur used to automatically instert thumbnails with click for full image links or did we do it manually?  I was sure it was automatic?
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Re: I'm shrinking
Reply #8 on: March 18, 2025, 05:12:54 AM
Lots of things dont seem to work any more mate.

Re: I'm shrinking
Reply #9 on: March 27, 2025, 21:58:48 PM




still pretty swollen bun it did a week or 2 ago :-)

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Re: I'm shrinking
Reply #10 on: March 27, 2025, 22:06:16 PM
I'm going to say it again. Honestly, your stories and experiences are absolutely ridiculous, write a book.

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Re: I'm shrinking
Reply #11 on: April 07, 2025, 02:54:46 AM
I'm going to say it again. Honestly, your stories and experiences are absolutely ridiculous, write a book.

"The life and times of a modern Knight"

Re: I'm shrinking
Reply #12 on: April 18, 2025, 16:51:15 PM
I think people either wouldn't believe me, or would think I'm into self harm :-o

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Re: I'm shrinking
Reply #13 on: April 29, 2025, 03:06:04 AM
I have a brain infection causing swelling to the brain.
So I am technically growing?

That is fun.

Re: I'm shrinking
Reply #14 on: April 29, 2025, 09:11:05 AM
it's fun but it's not fair at all, how come you get to grow while I shrink?

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