Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Sydney and the Concert Hall
is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with
his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.

A little Chinese man out of his seat in the first row and shouts at
the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord!".

Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevies
varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale
and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes.   When he
finishes the whole place goes wild. The Chinese man jumps up again and
 shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord".

A bit cheesed off by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is,
dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat  minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with
this impromptu show of his technical expertise.

The Asian jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz
chord".

Well and truly cheesed off that this little guy doesnt seem to
appreciate his playing ability, Stevie says to him from the stage "OK
smart arse...you get up here and do it."

The little Chines man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike
and starts to sing .......... .

" A jazz chord, to say, I ruv you..."
 

Think someone has posted that quite recently TBH

http://www.tekforums.co.uk/posts/list/1335.page

Quote from: Miss_KinkyStevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Sydney and the Concert Hall
is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with
his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.

A little Chinese man out of his seat in the first row and shouts at
the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord!".

Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevies
varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale
and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes.   When he
finishes the whole place goes wild. The Chinese man jumps up again and
 shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord".

A bit cheesed off by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is,
dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat  minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with
this impromptu show of his technical expertise.

The Asian jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz
chord".

Well and truly cheesed off that this little guy doesnt seem to
appreciate his playing ability, Stevie says to him from the stage "OK
smart arse...you get up here and do it."

The little Chines man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike
and starts to sing .......... .

" A jazz chord, to say, I ruv you..."
 

Plagiarism_is_a_crime...

GEDDIT?

FACT.

END. OF.

I got it sent it an email and thought it was amusing so I thought i would share it with u guys  :whoops: sorry if i have affended anyone i did not know it was a repost.

Quote from: Miss_KinkyI got it sent it an email and thought it was amusing so I thought i would share it with u guys  :whoops: sorry if i have affended anyone i did not know it was a repost.

Its been posted as above but they are just teasing you, nobody is offended at all

Quote from: Serious

Quote from: Miss_KinkyI got it sent it an email and thought it was amusing so I thought i would share it with u guys  :whoops: sorry if i have affended anyone i did not know it was a repost.

Its been posted as above but they are just teasing you, nobody is offended at all

its been posted on the old forums too so you can slag Badabing off too.

Quote from: brummie

Quote from: Serious

Quote from: Miss_KinkyI got it sent it an email and thought it was amusing so I thought i would share it with u guys  :whoops: sorry if i have affended anyone i did not know it was a repost.

Its been posted as above but they are just teasing you, nobody is offended at all

its been posted on the old forums too so you can slag Badabing off too.

prove it.

fact.