When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,...but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground. "Here" she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed: "What in the hell did you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."

[noah]soooo olllllld! [/noah]

But still fun

new one to me, and its one of them jokes where u laugh a bit first then more ... and now i cant stop laughing lol

good one

New to me, and excellent!

Another variant goes that its a virgin bloke whos asking his doctor for advice and the doc tells him about the holes in trees. When hes on his wedding night he pulls in a large stick. His new wife asks him what thats for and he answers its to make sure there arent an (insert your choice of wasps/bees/ants/squirrels/other) in this hole.

:mutley: