Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she

belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said,

"Ill give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you.."

The girl said, " NO."

Johnny said, "Ill be fast, Ill throw the money on the floor, you

bend down, and Ill be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her

boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story.

The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money very

fast. He wont even be able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the

boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45

minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened......

She said, "The bastard used quarters!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in

its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

  Very good, Ive not heard that before.

Use pennies and get 2:1 and a cigarette intermission.

I had to quickly remind my self of the term "quarters" I forgot they were coins for a second there.  

Good one.