Wow... Im just waiting for his campaign against the condiment giant.

Tbh, write to Hellmans PR peeps and suggest they go give him a years free supply of "the devils sauce". Would sure be a funny sight to see.

I hadnt even gotten past reading the title before I knew itd be Texas...

how do these people manage not to cut off their own heads while shaving?

surely being that stupid should make everyday life unsurvivable.

Obviously Santa should be banned as its an anagram of Satan, even though Satan wasnt ever the Devil.