....so badly that it evicted the missus from the lounge and off to bed early!
Need to bottle that for when the footies on! :cheers:
You know its really bad when pets leave the room.
Thats for people that have pets, Im not suggesting your missus is a token animal of sorts. :ptu:
Why is it....
You do not fart all day.
Go on a date and you got 20 in the bag straight the way.
Quote from: neXusWhy is it....
You do not fart all day.
Go on a date and you got 20 in the bag straight the way.
Because youre nervous/apprehensive/excited/insert other emotion here. Anything that gives you the "butterflies" in your stomach when youre anticipating something important will likely create a case of the nervous farts unless youve got a cast iron constitution.
smoking makes you fart too
well, it makes me want to go and take a full on sh*t sometimes. Usually after the first one in the morning
Quote from: Eddsmoking makes you fart too
well, it makes me want to go and take a full on sh*t sometimes. Usually after the first one in the morning
Yeah man nicotines a badass laxative! When I used to smoke I quite often had to go for a sh*t after a smoke!!