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Title: Just farted....
Post by: Rivkid on November 05, 2009, 22:40:39 PM
....so badly that it evicted the missus from the lounge and off to bed early!

Need to bottle that for when the footies on!  :cheers:
Title: Re:Just farted....
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on November 06, 2009, 01:52:20 AM
You know its really bad when pets leave the room.


Thats for people that have pets, Im not suggesting your missus is a token animal of sorts. :ptu:
Title: Re:Just farted....
Post by: neXus on November 07, 2009, 03:51:09 AM
Why is it....

You do not fart all day.

Go on a date and you got 20 in the bag straight the way.
Title: Re:Just farted....
Post by: Quixoticish on November 07, 2009, 09:38:58 AM
Quote from: neXusWhy is it....

You do not fart all day.

Go on a date and you got 20 in the bag straight the way.

Because youre nervous/apprehensive/excited/insert other emotion here. Anything that gives you the "butterflies" in your stomach when youre anticipating something important will likely create a case of the nervous farts unless youve got a cast iron constitution.
Title: Just farted....
Post by: Edd on November 07, 2009, 15:32:46 PM
smoking makes you fart too

well, it makes me want to go and take a full on sh*t sometimes. Usually after the first one in the morning
Title: Just farted....
Post by: Rivkid on November 07, 2009, 20:49:00 PM
Quote from: Eddsmoking makes you fart too

well, it makes me want to go and take a full on sh*t sometimes. Usually after the first one in the morning

Yeah man nicotines a badass laxative! When I used to smoke I quite often had to go for a sh*t after a smoke!!