QuoteThis 4 ton 4 meters tall baby is equipped with a super-special-awesome diesel engine capable of reaching the amazing top speed of 10 KILOMETERS PER HOUR!!!

QuoteThe Kuratas also features an integrated set of gatling cannons in its left arm capable of shooting 6000 harmless and yet painful plastic bullets per minute which can easily be replaced with metallic ones to achieve a higher level of leth... I mean a higher level of awesomeness.

QuoteNow if this wasn't enough to make you buy it, then perhaps you would be interested in it's unique fire trigger system. The cockpit has a camera and the OS has a face recognition software which allows the mech to know when you are smiling. Now why the hell would the mech need to know if you are smiling? Simple: the weapons only shoot when you smile. No, I'm not kidding you. Smiling is the way to go. No smile = no action.