The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello"


   


     "Mrs. Ward, please."


     "Speaking."


 


    "Mrs Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory


   When  your doctor sent your husbands biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy


   from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which


   one is your husbands. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."


   


   "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.


   


    "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimers and the


    other one tested positive for AIDS. We cant tell which is your


    husbands."


 


    "Thats dreadful! Cant you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.


 


   "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests


    one time."


 


"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"


 


   "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off


   somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, dont sleep


    with him."

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Quote from: bearThe phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello"


   


     "Mrs. Ward, please."


     "Speaking."


 


    "Mrs Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory


   When  your doctor sent your husbands biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy


   from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which


   one is your husbands. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."


   


   "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.


   


    "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimers and the


    other one tested positive for AIDS. We cant tell which is your


    husbands."


 


    "Thats dreadful! Cant you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.


 


   "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests


    one time."


 


"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"


 


   "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off


   somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, dont sleep


    with him."

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