Admittedly I know where the bogs the lecturers use are and they tend to be in fairly good nick. Well, the ones the dean and professors use are...

Yer I guess its an unusual thing but I do tend to discuss the weirdest things with people.

In one Uni exam I had I really had really bad diarrhea and I was only an 1hr into a 2hr exam but as you get accompanied to the toilet incase you cheat and knowing Id be on the pan at least 10 minutes I just handed my paper in to save the embarassment. Fortunately I just passed the paper so it ended up being worth it!

Quote from: Clockd 0NeAlan has plenty of stories about his brother too

yeah.....

my brother... suddenly feeling the urge driving back from London, pulled over, climbed into the back of the van and crapped into a carrier bag... the best bit being... my other brother was a couple of feet away in the passenger seat with no partition etc.... between them !

... he only ever talked about it once... when he was drunk... he says the memories of the grunting, puffing, panting and farting haunt his dreams... but the real killer was the rustling of the carrier bag as things dropped into is :s

The worst thing in a public loo is splash back from urinals.

ugh....

"Mate youre pissing on my f**king hand"

Quote from: M3ta7h3adThe worst thing in a public loo is splash back from urinals.

ugh....

"Mate youre pissing on my f**king hand"

dont stand so f**king close then..
tryig to look at my knob or somthig?

I hate the splash back from my own pee too.

Quote from: Eggtastico

Quote from: M3ta7h3adThe worst thing in a public loo is splash back from urinals.

ugh....

"Mate youre pissing on my f**king hand"

dont stand so f**king close then..
tryig to look at my knob or somthig?

 

Given your comments in the banned Heinz ad thread you arent doing yourself any favours.