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Title: Number two in public toilets
Post by: FuMaN on June 25, 2008, 16:53:54 PM
Ive just been exchanging emails with my colleague as I tried to see if I caught her doing a poo but she said she only does them at home.

Now Im no fan of public toilets but when I have to go I always make sure I line the seat with paper to prevent contact between skin and the seat. I know its a waste of paper also but Ill drop some paper down the toilet to prevent splash back. The other alternative Ive opted before is the crouching tiger hidden dragon but dropping one from a higher point increases the risk of splash back.

Just wondering if anyone else does this?
Title: Re:Number two in public toilets
Post by: adam2975 on June 25, 2008, 16:59:55 PM
If i get caught out and i really need to use public toilets i dont bother with paper trick or anything but i do hold my todger away from the seat.

I dont want my man servant dangling in the water do i   -)
Title: Re:Number two in public toilets
Post by: Quixoticish on June 25, 2008, 17:06:55 PM
And the award for strangest thread ever goes to...
Title: Re:Number two in public toilets
Post by: Smugs on June 25, 2008, 17:11:27 PM
On the rare occasion I use a public bog for anything other than a whizz i.e. when I can't wait any longer and I'm about to crap my self, then I do the old line the toilet seat with paper trick as well.
Title: Re:Number two in public toilets
Post by: jamieL on June 25, 2008, 17:27:23 PM
Thought I was just the only weirdo!

At work my routine is: Use a thick bit of paper to initially wipe the seat, one strip along the back of the seat, one on the front, then one on either side. Then drop some down the toilet to prevent splashback.

I dont want any toilet diseases!
Title: Re:Number two in public toilets
Post by: Eggtastico on June 25, 2008, 18:02:18 PM
I sh*t in a bag & take it home with me  :ptu:










Ive actually never been caught short to use a public toilet TBH.
Title: Re:Number two in public toilets
Post by: Mongoose on June 25, 2008, 18:34:55 PM
this is without doubt the oddest thread I have ever seen on an internet BB
Title: Re:Number two in public toilets
Post by: Pete on June 25, 2008, 18:55:49 PM
Poo on the floor next to the seat. No wet willy, no splashback.
Title: Re:Number two in public toilets
Post by: Poison_UK on June 25, 2008, 19:00:12 PM
Quote from: jamieLThought I was just the only weirdo!

At work my routine is: Use a thick bit of paper to initially wipe the seat, one strip along the back of the seat, one on the front, then one on either side. Then drop some down the toilet to prevent splashback.

I dont want any toilet diseases!

f**king hell my brother is a crazy person thats just OTT! :p
Title: Re:Number two in public toilets
Post by: Quixoticish on June 25, 2008, 19:02:32 PM
www.poopreport.com might be amusing for some of you to read if you havent heard of it before.
Title: Re:Number two in public toilets
Post by: Bacon on June 25, 2008, 20:19:22 PM
I think its bad enough wading through the piss on public toilet floors, let alone taking a crap.

Title: Re:Number two in public toilets
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on June 25, 2008, 20:38:51 PM
My mate once got caught out ona  night out in Brum and desperately had to drop a few bombs, he ended up in a public cubicle and to his horror after evacuating found himself shy of anything to wipe with, except a crisp white ladies leather handbag that had been forgotten about... fill in the blanks :rofl:  :gag:

Alan has plenty of stories about his brother too :lol:
Title: Re:Number two in public toilets
Post by: zpyder on June 25, 2008, 22:20:37 PM
Seems Im the only person that, on the occasion of getting caught out, just gets on with it. About the only pre-req before taking a dump is finding a stall/cubicle which has been flushed/is clean.

Mind you, I can kinda understand why you guys do what you do. The last time I got caught out, was when Id finally succumbed to the Norwall virus which my parents had had the whole week. I was at uni and had just seen my disso supervisor, feeling rough, and on the way to my car. Ended up dashing to the bogs where I first puked into the toilet and then proceeded to have projectile diarrhea. Seeing how contagious that virus is, Id be surprised if no one using that cubicle after me that day didnt come down with the virus either.
Title: Number two in public toilets
Post by: Leon on June 25, 2008, 22:33:09 PM
Depends on how much a state the toilets is... if its not pleasant Ill do the lines of bog rolls on the seat (doing this also its a check to see if there is bog roll before you commit yourself) otherwise I just get on with it.
Title: Re:Number two in public toilets
Post by: Smugs on June 25, 2008, 22:49:06 PM
Quote from: jamieLThought I was just the only weirdo!

At work my routine is: Use a thick bit of paper to initially wipe the seat, one strip along the back of the seat, one on the front, then one on either side. Then drop some down the toilet to prevent splashback.

I dont want any toilet diseases!

Ive got to admit that ive deployed a landing pad on occasion as well splashback in a public loo is just not cool.   :drama:
Title: Re:Number two in public toilets
Post by: zpyder on June 25, 2008, 22:50:22 PM
Admittedly I know where the bogs the lecturers use are and they tend to be in fairly good nick. Well, the ones the dean and professors use are...
Title: Number two in public toilets
Post by: FuMaN on June 25, 2008, 22:58:11 PM
Yer I guess its an unusual thing but I do tend to discuss the weirdest things with people.

In one Uni exam I had I really had really bad diarrhea and I was only an 1hr into a 2hr exam but as you get accompanied to the toilet incase you cheat and knowing Id be on the pan at least 10 minutes I just handed my paper in to save the embarassment. Fortunately I just passed the paper so it ended up being worth it!
Title: Re:Number two in public toilets
Post by: knighty on June 26, 2008, 00:46:22 AM
Quote from: Clockd 0NeAlan has plenty of stories about his brother too :lol:

yeah.....

my brother... suddenly feeling the urge driving back from London, pulled over, climbed into the back of the van and crapped into a carrier bag... the best bit being... my other brother was a couple of feet away in the passenger seat with no partition etc.... between them !

... he only ever talked about it once... when he was drunk... he says the memories of the grunting, puffing, panting and farting haunt his dreams... but the real killer was the rustling of the carrier bag as things dropped into is :s
Title: Number two in public toilets
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on June 26, 2008, 00:48:09 AM
The worst thing in a public loo is splash back from urinals.

ugh....

"Mate youre pissing on my f**king hand"
Title: Number two in public toilets
Post by: Eggtastico on June 26, 2008, 10:32:57 AM
Quote from: M3ta7h3adThe worst thing in a public loo is splash back from urinals.

ugh....

"Mate youre pissing on my f**king hand"

dont stand so f**king close then..
tryig to look at my knob or somthig?
Title: Number two in public toilets
Post by: FuMaN on June 26, 2008, 10:47:18 AM
I hate the splash back from my own pee too.
Title: Number two in public toilets
Post by: Quixoticish on June 26, 2008, 11:06:22 AM
Quote from: Eggtastico
Quote from: M3ta7h3adThe worst thing in a public loo is splash back from urinals.

ugh....

"Mate youre pissing on my f**king hand"

dont stand so f**king close then..
tryig to look at my knob or somthig?

 :rofl:

Given your comments in the banned Heinz ad thread you arent doing yourself any favours.