Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on September 23, 2009, 23:01:04 PM
Post by: bear on September 23, 2009, 23:01:04 PM
The waffle in waffle sorta NDA but earlier.
Shoot :D
Shoot :D
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Smugs on September 23, 2009, 23:41:18 PM
Post by: Smugs on September 23, 2009, 23:41:18 PM
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9744/6a00d83451c4ae69e200e55.jpg)
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Pete on September 23, 2009, 23:56:28 PM
Post by: Pete on September 23, 2009, 23:56:28 PM
Quote from: Smugs(Image removed from quote.)
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450,000.00 GBP, motherf**ker (Four Houndred And Fifty Thousand Motherf**king Great Britain Pounds). f**k yeah!
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Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Cypher on September 24, 2009, 00:10:05 AM
Post by: Cypher on September 24, 2009, 00:10:05 AM
Christ Ive got some good ones. Ill post them later.
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: XEntity on September 24, 2009, 00:16:16 AM
Post by: XEntity on September 24, 2009, 00:16:16 AM
(http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/Pedo%20bear.png)
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on September 24, 2009, 00:21:35 AM
Post by: bear on September 24, 2009, 00:21:35 AM
Great nonsens :D
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: XEntity on September 24, 2009, 00:26:54 AM
Post by: XEntity on September 24, 2009, 00:26:54 AM
(http://www.seomoz.org/img/upload/title.jpg)
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on September 24, 2009, 01:11:12 AM
Post by: bear on September 24, 2009, 01:11:12 AM
(http://www.bmorell.com/images/boratw.jpg)
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Smugs on September 25, 2009, 00:58:58 AM
Post by: Smugs on September 25, 2009, 00:58:58 AM
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/6826/randomfunnycollection00.jpg)
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on September 25, 2009, 03:31:59 AM
Post by: bear on September 25, 2009, 03:31:59 AM
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on September 25, 2009, 07:05:07 AM
Post by: bear on September 25, 2009, 07:05:07 AM
This is quite nice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-TVg40ExM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-TVg40ExM
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Pete on September 25, 2009, 19:54:27 PM
Post by: Pete on September 25, 2009, 19:54:27 PM
Bigger, Rock-Hard Erecetions
1ncrease Erecetion Ability
1ncreaseSexua1 Drive & Desire
Amazing Strength, Stamina and Energy
Greater Confidence & Reduced Anxiety
Incredible SexualPerformance and Pleasure
Better Health of Important Body Functions
Total Satisfaction For You and Her!
The Greatest SexLife You Ever Had!
1ncrease Erecetion Ability
1ncreaseSexua1 Drive & Desire
Amazing Strength, Stamina and Energy
Greater Confidence & Reduced Anxiety
Incredible SexualPerformance and Pleasure
Better Health of Important Body Functions
Total Satisfaction For You and Her!
The Greatest SexLife You Ever Had!
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Serious on September 26, 2009, 01:36:51 AM
Post by: Serious on September 26, 2009, 01:36:51 AM
Quote from: PeteBigger, Rock-Hard Erecetions
1ncrease Erecetion Ability
1ncreaseSexua1 Drive & Desire
Amazing Strength, Stamina and Energy
Greater Confidence & Reduced Anxiety
Incredible SexualPerformance and Pleasure
Better Health of Important Body Functions
Total Satisfaction For You and Her!
The Greatest SexLife You Ever Had!
Why dont you just put be like knighty! and get it over with?
Still dont believe it though :P
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Smugs on September 26, 2009, 22:57:14 PM
Post by: Smugs on September 26, 2009, 22:57:14 PM
I posted this in the funny pictures thread, but in hindsight it deserves to be here for its sheer randomness. :mutley:
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6129/bananadogs.jpg)
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6129/bananadogs.jpg)
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on September 27, 2009, 00:02:00 AM
Post by: bear on September 27, 2009, 00:02:00 AM
LoL
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: zpyder on September 27, 2009, 09:39:44 AM
Post by: zpyder on September 27, 2009, 09:39:44 AM
(http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Princes_Bacon_Grill300g.jpg)
Is it spam or an imposter?
Is it spam or an imposter?
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on September 27, 2009, 09:51:34 AM
Post by: bear on September 27, 2009, 09:51:34 AM
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on September 27, 2009, 19:20:08 PM
Post by: bear on September 27, 2009, 19:20:08 PM
My sons football team won 10-1 today :D
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on September 27, 2009, 23:38:36 PM
Post by: bear on September 27, 2009, 23:38:36 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-pictures-cat-has-landing-gear.jpg)
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Cypher on September 28, 2009, 09:50:40 AM
Post by: Cypher on September 28, 2009, 09:50:40 AM
Hello friend.
Let me first ask that you permit me to have used this means in contacting you. as I am compelled to do so since Internet is the fastest way to communicate today, besides, it offers a reasonable degree of confidentiality. My name is Mr. Hamed Bakayoko, It has become inevitable for me to contact you by another means other than Internet as I still do consider it faster and reasonably safe, as I have earlier mentioned .I do not wish to bore you with much stories, therefore my intention of writing you this mail is to solicit for your partnership in a rewarding venture which am about to bring to you for our mutual benefit. Once again my name is Mr Hamed Bakayoko, Cote d’Ivoire Minster of information and communication technology .below is my personal web and company web which I include for you to have a better understanding of whom you are dealing with. www.hamedbakayoko.com www.telecom.gouv.ci
Meanwhile I am contacting you because of a capital cash of twenty four million euros (24m Euros) which I will like you to help my accountant manager transfer to your country for safe keeping, this fund was realise from all the contract I have ever execute in and out of this count as a minister. However, I have the twenty four million Euros deposited in my sons private account to avoid problem of any kind, but now we have only few months left to rule and after that it will be hot for many of our leaders even the president so the wise once are now clearing their path. Therefore, I demand for urgent transfer of this fund out to avoid my political arrivals nailing me with it since i am still working under the country, I will need you to stand as my foreign business supplier to enable me introduce you to my accountant manager who will present you to the bank where this fund is been deposited. You do not need to worry of any legality as I myself is legal and will also advice
you on how you go about this legally just to make sure this fund will be transfer to your account without hitch. Remember I will like this to be our secret as even my accountant will not know you are not my true supplier as you are aware that I am still working under this country as one of the ministers. On hearing from you with indication of seriousness to partner with me in this then I shall provide you with some information you shall need regarding to this fund This is not a joke take it serious as you can, because some future lies on it. Awaiting your urgent response.
Best Regards. Mr, Hamed Bakayoko
Let me first ask that you permit me to have used this means in contacting you. as I am compelled to do so since Internet is the fastest way to communicate today, besides, it offers a reasonable degree of confidentiality. My name is Mr. Hamed Bakayoko, It has become inevitable for me to contact you by another means other than Internet as I still do consider it faster and reasonably safe, as I have earlier mentioned .I do not wish to bore you with much stories, therefore my intention of writing you this mail is to solicit for your partnership in a rewarding venture which am about to bring to you for our mutual benefit. Once again my name is Mr Hamed Bakayoko, Cote d’Ivoire Minster of information and communication technology .below is my personal web and company web which I include for you to have a better understanding of whom you are dealing with. www.hamedbakayoko.com www.telecom.gouv.ci
Meanwhile I am contacting you because of a capital cash of twenty four million euros (24m Euros) which I will like you to help my accountant manager transfer to your country for safe keeping, this fund was realise from all the contract I have ever execute in and out of this count as a minister. However, I have the twenty four million Euros deposited in my sons private account to avoid problem of any kind, but now we have only few months left to rule and after that it will be hot for many of our leaders even the president so the wise once are now clearing their path. Therefore, I demand for urgent transfer of this fund out to avoid my political arrivals nailing me with it since i am still working under the country, I will need you to stand as my foreign business supplier to enable me introduce you to my accountant manager who will present you to the bank where this fund is been deposited. You do not need to worry of any legality as I myself is legal and will also advice
you on how you go about this legally just to make sure this fund will be transfer to your account without hitch. Remember I will like this to be our secret as even my accountant will not know you are not my true supplier as you are aware that I am still working under this country as one of the ministers. On hearing from you with indication of seriousness to partner with me in this then I shall provide you with some information you shall need regarding to this fund This is not a joke take it serious as you can, because some future lies on it. Awaiting your urgent response.
Best Regards. Mr, Hamed Bakayoko
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Cornholio on September 28, 2009, 19:42:31 PM
Post by: Cornholio on September 28, 2009, 19:42:31 PM
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel strangely better for that.
i feel strangely better for that.
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Mongoose on September 28, 2009, 19:58:46 PM
Post by: Mongoose on September 28, 2009, 19:58:46 PM
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on September 28, 2009, 21:59:17 PM
Post by: bear on September 28, 2009, 21:59:17 PM
Swedish talent show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlUOrKqITzw&feature=related)
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on September 29, 2009, 00:11:24 AM
Post by: bear on September 29, 2009, 00:11:24 AM
Eidible
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Bamboo_worms_on_plate.png/708px-Bamboo_worms_on_plate.png)
(http://www.thailandunique.com/store/images/edible_bamboo_worms.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Bamboo_worms_on_plate.png/708px-Bamboo_worms_on_plate.png)
(http://www.thailandunique.com/store/images/edible_bamboo_worms.jpg)
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on September 30, 2009, 22:29:28 PM
Post by: bear on September 30, 2009, 22:29:28 PM
Short howto confuse an idiot
(http://img.labnol.org/di/idiot.gif)
(http://img.labnol.org/di/idiot.gif)
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Serious on October 01, 2009, 03:12:17 AM
Post by: Serious on October 01, 2009, 03:12:17 AM
Quote from: CornholioMoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel strangely better for that.
Pull the udder one...
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Cornholio on October 05, 2009, 19:52:14 PM
Post by: Cornholio on October 05, 2009, 19:52:14 PM
:roll:
theres always one...
theres always one...
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on October 05, 2009, 20:00:51 PM
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on October 05, 2009, 20:00:51 PM
Its always Serious :P
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: Beanissocoollike on October 05, 2009, 20:02:30 PM
Post by: Beanissocoollike on October 05, 2009, 20:02:30 PM
Quote from: bearShort howto confuse an idiot
(Image removed from quote.)
Youre mean ):
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: addictweb on October 05, 2009, 21:16:40 PM
Post by: addictweb on October 05, 2009, 21:16:40 PM
Quote from: bearShort howto confuse an idiot
(Image removed from quote.)
DAMMIT!
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on October 07, 2009, 23:48:37 PM
Post by: bear on October 07, 2009, 23:48:37 PM
Quote from: sexytw:twisted:Quote from: bearShort howto confuse an idiot
(Image removed from quote.)
DAMMIT!
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: Mongoose on October 08, 2009, 12:24:42 PM
Post by: Mongoose on October 08, 2009, 12:24:42 PM
Quote from: bearQuote from: sexytw:twisted:Quote from: bearShort howto confuse an idiot
(Image removed from quote.)
DAMMIT!
my thought process:
hmmm I didnt know you could embed video in forum posts.............DOH!!!!
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on October 08, 2009, 15:22:17 PM
Post by: bear on October 08, 2009, 15:22:17 PM
Depends on forum software and if it is enabled :)
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on October 12, 2009, 00:49:28 AM
Post by: bear on October 12, 2009, 00:49:28 AM
(http://www.bmorell.com/images/girlscouts.jpg)
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Smugs on October 14, 2009, 16:57:10 PM
Post by: Smugs on October 14, 2009, 16:57:10 PM
(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6001/110733442007.jpg)
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: zpyder on October 14, 2009, 20:47:16 PM
Post by: zpyder on October 14, 2009, 20:47:16 PM
(http://9gag.com/photo/13070_540.jpg)
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Pete on October 14, 2009, 21:08:26 PM
Post by: Pete on October 14, 2009, 21:08:26 PM
Police have released that Stephen Gately may have died of a boxing related injury. A police spokesmen said "he had taken a right pounding in the ring."
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: zpyder on October 15, 2009, 13:00:34 PM
Post by: zpyder on October 15, 2009, 13:00:34 PM
Quote from: bearQuote from: sexytw:twisted:Quote from: bearShort howto confuse an idiot
(Image removed from quote.)
DAMMIT!
But you really can get youtube in the forums!
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on October 15, 2009, 16:27:28 PM
Post by: bear on October 15, 2009, 16:27:28 PM
Cool I did not know that ;)
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on October 16, 2009, 18:01:40 PM
Post by: bear on October 16, 2009, 18:01:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpHniCEHY7I
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: Serious on October 17, 2009, 03:59:18 AM
Post by: Serious on October 17, 2009, 03:59:18 AM
Quote from: bearhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpHniCEHY7I
[goes glassy eyed]
Languages are a real problem area for me, Im lucky that I manage to remember English most of the time.
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on October 22, 2009, 14:49:08 PM
Post by: bear on October 22, 2009, 14:49:08 PM
I want more SPAM
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: XEntity on October 22, 2009, 21:13:55 PM
Post by: XEntity on October 22, 2009, 21:13:55 PM
Your wish...
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/3492/img0174b.jpg)
(http://freakytrigger.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/spam.jpg)
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/3492/img0174b.jpg)
(http://freakytrigger.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/spam.jpg)
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on October 22, 2009, 21:19:35 PM
Post by: bear on October 22, 2009, 21:19:35 PM
Great, and now some beer
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: XEntity on October 22, 2009, 21:28:20 PM
Post by: XEntity on October 22, 2009, 21:28:20 PM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_i9kNsv7OS24/SdzgrJOMn-I/AAAAAAAABX0/t47MVmoRKwE/s640/a398_beer.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2008/06/worlds_biggest_6_pack_beer425.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2008/06/worlds_biggest_6_pack_beer425.jpg)
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on October 22, 2009, 21:32:35 PM
Post by: bear on October 22, 2009, 21:32:35 PM
Great I mean large cans I must say :D
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: XEntity on October 22, 2009, 21:37:59 PM
Post by: XEntity on October 22, 2009, 21:37:59 PM
Large cans?
(http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Babes/ridiculously_large_breasts.jpg)
(http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Babes/ridiculously_large_breasts.jpg)
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on October 22, 2009, 21:48:18 PM
Post by: bear on October 22, 2009, 21:48:18 PM
That is some mammalian protuberances :shock:
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Serious on October 23, 2009, 02:13:09 AM
Post by: Serious on October 23, 2009, 02:13:09 AM
I knew this thread was going to go tits up!
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on October 23, 2009, 12:16:51 PM
Post by: bear on October 23, 2009, 12:16:51 PM
They do not seem that perky to me :D
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Serious on October 24, 2009, 00:55:58 AM
Post by: Serious on October 24, 2009, 00:55:58 AM
Shes employed by a pub as a pair of bouncers :D
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on October 24, 2009, 01:57:40 AM
Post by: bear on October 24, 2009, 01:57:40 AM
hmmm I tend to agree with your previous statement :roll:
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on October 27, 2009, 18:00:26 PM
Post by: bear on October 27, 2009, 18:00:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8-kqovVjss
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Smugs on October 28, 2009, 01:00:16 AM
Post by: Smugs on October 28, 2009, 01:00:16 AM
(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2848/chucknorrisrandomfactge.jpg)
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Serious on October 28, 2009, 20:51:07 PM
Post by: Serious on October 28, 2009, 20:51:07 PM
I was wondering when that hairdresser would show up! :P
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: zpyder on October 29, 2009, 15:57:50 PM
Post by: zpyder on October 29, 2009, 15:57:50 PM
(http://www.funnyden.com/funnypics/625/frustration.gif)
Actually, it will... (http://fapit.net/imgs/1241/always.gif)
Actually, it will... (http://fapit.net/imgs/1241/always.gif)
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on October 29, 2009, 16:08:52 PM
Post by: bear on October 29, 2009, 16:08:52 PM
No it will not
QuoteForbidden
You dont have permission to access /imgs/1241/always.gif on this server.
Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: zpyder on October 29, 2009, 16:28:41 PM
Post by: zpyder on October 29, 2009, 16:28:41 PM
Quote from: bearNo it will notQuoteForbidden
You dont have permission to access /imgs/1241/always.gif on this server.
Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Works for me but this is one of many...many..mirrors
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on October 29, 2009, 16:59:46 PM
Post by: bear on October 29, 2009, 16:59:46 PM
I can get it to work but it does not always work ;)
Title: Official SPAM thread
Post by: bear on November 03, 2009, 22:41:28 PM
Post by: bear on November 03, 2009, 22:41:28 PM
(http://www.lepra.fi/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/suicide.gif)
Title: Re:Official SPAM thread
Post by: Smugs on November 04, 2009, 19:08:00 PM
Post by: Smugs on November 04, 2009, 19:08:00 PM
Quote from: zpyder(Image removed from quote.)
Actually, it will...
:bowdown: :w00t: FINALLY.