Title: One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: Walrusbonzo on February 13, 2007, 22:12:34 PM
Post by: Walrusbonzo on February 13, 2007, 22:12:34 PM
A few weeks ago a guy elbowed me in the face at football training.
See Post - http://www.tekforums.co.uk/posts/list/6092.page
Didnt think much of it as accidents happen etc...
Although I didnt know exactly who had done it, I had an idea.
Last week, that same person made a very obvious attempt at elbowing me in the face again but just missed. Again, I said nothing and carried on, giving him the benefit of the doubt.
Tonight, he again elbowed me, this time in the chest. Ive said nothing yet though I was really tempted tonight.
Bare in mind, absolutely no one else has ever swung an elbow at me at training. I dont even know this guy at training(still dont know all there names as I didnt know a sole until I started and every week there is someone new.)
Thats it though, if he attempts to elbow me next week Im going to have a stern word or two and if he does it again Im going to break his f**king arms! :twisted:
See Post - http://www.tekforums.co.uk/posts/list/6092.page
Didnt think much of it as accidents happen etc...
Although I didnt know exactly who had done it, I had an idea.
Last week, that same person made a very obvious attempt at elbowing me in the face again but just missed. Again, I said nothing and carried on, giving him the benefit of the doubt.
Tonight, he again elbowed me, this time in the chest. Ive said nothing yet though I was really tempted tonight.
Bare in mind, absolutely no one else has ever swung an elbow at me at training. I dont even know this guy at training(still dont know all there names as I didnt know a sole until I started and every week there is someone new.)
Thats it though, if he attempts to elbow me next week Im going to have a stern word or two and if he does it again Im going to break his f**king arms! :twisted:
Title: One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: Binary Shadow on February 13, 2007, 22:17:20 PM
Post by: Binary Shadow on February 13, 2007, 22:17:20 PM
kin hell sounds like you mean business
Title: One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: BigSoy on February 13, 2007, 22:21:10 PM
Post by: BigSoy on February 13, 2007, 22:21:10 PM
Quote from: WalrusbonzoA few weeks ago a guy elbowed me in the face at football training.
See Post - http://www.tekforums.co.uk/posts/list/6092.page
Didnt think much of it as accidents happen etc...
Although I didnt know exactly who had done it, I had an idea.
Last week, that same person made a very obvious attempt at elbowing me in the face again but just missed. Again, I said nothing and carried on, giving him the benefit of the doubt.
Tonight, he again elbowed me, this time in the chest. Ive said nothing yet though I was really tempted tonight.
Bare in mind, absolutely no one else has ever swung an elbow at me at training. I dont even know this guy at training(still dont know all there names as I didnt know a sole until I started and every week there is someone new.)
Thats it though, if he attempts to elbow me next week Im going to have a stern word or two and if he does it again Im going to break his f**king arms! :twisted:
Has the chap taken a personal afront to you? or he is just an all-round ball-sac?
Title: One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: Walrusbonzo on February 13, 2007, 22:26:42 PM
Post by: Walrusbonzo on February 13, 2007, 22:26:42 PM
Quote from: BigSoyHas the chap taken a personal afront to you? or he is just an all-round ball-sac?
I have no idea what his problem is, never spoken to the guy. Just seems as though every time I challenge him for a ball out comes his elbows.
Title: One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: Binary Shadow on February 13, 2007, 22:27:26 PM
Post by: Binary Shadow on February 13, 2007, 22:27:26 PM
sounds like hes just a t**t then
Title: One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: Deaths Head on February 13, 2007, 22:27:26 PM
Post by: Deaths Head on February 13, 2007, 22:27:26 PM
Not that I condone violence in any way but kneecap the prat. "Keep your arms to yourself and Ill keep my feet to myself. :)"
Title: Re:One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: DEViANCE on February 13, 2007, 22:31:22 PM
Post by: DEViANCE on February 13, 2007, 22:31:22 PM
ive played footy every week with strangers for years, and you find that some people just have nasty habits of raising their arms/elbows when going in for a challenge or even just running with the ball. alot of the time i think it isnt deliberate and they dont even know they are doing it, just a bad habit.
call him on it, and tell him to watch his elbows.
call him on it, and tell him to watch his elbows.
Title: One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: maximusotter on February 13, 2007, 23:01:11 PM
Post by: maximusotter on February 13, 2007, 23:01:11 PM
Zidane him. :twisted:
Title: One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: Poison_UK on February 13, 2007, 23:20:04 PM
Post by: Poison_UK on February 13, 2007, 23:20:04 PM
Just pull down his pants. Everyone will laugh with you and he wont even dare start a fight. Especially if he a prick to the rest of them...
Title: One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: Cheule on February 14, 2007, 07:02:51 AM
Post by: Cheule on February 14, 2007, 07:02:51 AM
Quote from: maximusotterZidane him. :twisted:
Seconded :)
Title: Re:One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: shofty on February 14, 2007, 09:02:34 AM
Post by: shofty on February 14, 2007, 09:02:34 AM
violence isnt the way forward. threats of violence is.
"if you dont find a way to keep that elbow to yourself, ill make sure you never play again pal!"
that should put the wind up him.
menacing threats do more than actual violence, even from someone as unscary as me. just got to be the right threat.
Matt
"if you dont find a way to keep that elbow to yourself, ill make sure you never play again pal!"
that should put the wind up him.
menacing threats do more than actual violence, even from someone as unscary as me. just got to be the right threat.
Matt
Title: Re:One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: Rivkid on February 14, 2007, 09:33:57 AM
Post by: Rivkid on February 14, 2007, 09:33:57 AM
Your window of opportunity with the good violence is gone. Personally Id have f*cking decked him the first time.
Title: Re:One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on February 14, 2007, 09:44:57 AM
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on February 14, 2007, 09:44:57 AM
If it happens again ask him if hed like his next set of teeth in gold or ivory.
Title: Re:One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: White Giant on February 14, 2007, 09:54:14 AM
Post by: White Giant on February 14, 2007, 09:54:14 AM
You have a couple of options as stated.
1. Do nothing.
2. Have a word.
3. Threaten him.
4. Elbow him back.
5. Headbut him, preferably on the bridge of his nose, sometimes causing the blood vessels around the eyes to swell, meaning he will struggle to open his eyes for a few hours. During this time you should replace his atheletes foot powder with caustic soda, and his deoderant with bug spray.
I know which Id do (if I had the balls for it). :lol:
1. Do nothing.
2. Have a word.
3. Threaten him.
4. Elbow him back.
5. Headbut him, preferably on the bridge of his nose, sometimes causing the blood vessels around the eyes to swell, meaning he will struggle to open his eyes for a few hours. During this time you should replace his atheletes foot powder with caustic soda, and his deoderant with bug spray.
I know which Id do (if I had the balls for it). :lol:
Title: One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: redneck on February 14, 2007, 10:38:09 AM
Post by: redneck on February 14, 2007, 10:38:09 AM
jump on his ankles during a tackle.
Title: One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on February 14, 2007, 11:50:54 AM
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on February 14, 2007, 11:50:54 AM
screw ankles. Jump in his face!
Title: One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: bear on February 14, 2007, 12:01:59 PM
Post by: bear on February 14, 2007, 12:01:59 PM
or do this :evil:
(http://www.home.sol.se/plusn/george.gif)
(http://www.home.sol.se/plusn/george.gif)
Title: Re:One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: Eggtastico on February 14, 2007, 12:23:17 PM
Post by: Eggtastico on February 14, 2007, 12:23:17 PM
just go in hard on him BEFORE he tries to elbow.. just show your not a soft touch. If hes on the floor, help pick him up & pull his underam hair the same time :D
Title: Re:One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: Rivkid on February 14, 2007, 12:25:32 PM
Post by: Rivkid on February 14, 2007, 12:25:32 PM
Quote from: Eggtasticojust go in hard on him BEFORE he tries to elbow.. just show your not a soft touch. If hes on the floor, help pick him up & pull his underam hair the same time :D
Dont pull the hair you pinch the skin underneath the top of the arm - Roy Keanes favourite trick apparently. Watch them get sent off for swiping at you!!
Title: Re:One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: addictweb on February 14, 2007, 21:59:33 PM
Post by: addictweb on February 14, 2007, 21:59:33 PM
Quote from: DEViANCEive played footy every week with strangers for years, and you find that some people just have nasty habits of raising their arms/elbows when going in for a challenge or even just running with the ball. alot of the time i think it isnt deliberate and they dont even know they are doing it, just a bad habit.
call him on it, and tell him to watch his elbows.
I have to say Id agree with this. If you dont know they guy its very unlikely hes targeting only you. Have a word with him (if you pissed off the word might be more effective).
You spoken to anyone else in the team, like whos that c**t that keeps elbowing me when he tackles?" Will probably get them watching more closely for the next time that it happens and some support if it all must get serious.
Title: One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: FaT LeoN on February 15, 2007, 03:02:24 AM
Post by: FaT LeoN on February 15, 2007, 03:02:24 AM
Quote from: maximusotterZidane him. :twisted:
Title: Re:One more chance you F!#*ER
Post by: Rivkid on February 15, 2007, 11:49:55 AM
Post by: Rivkid on February 15, 2007, 11:49:55 AM
that gif is hilarious!!! :D