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Chat => General Discussion => Topic started by: bear on November 08, 2010, 06:37:15 AM
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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as HILLBILLIES. You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore,
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a
BREASTED AMERICAN.
2. She is not EASY - She is
HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not a DUMB BLONDE - She is a
LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a
PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She does not NAG you - She becomes
VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
6. She is not a TWO-BIT HOOKER - She is a
LOW COST PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a
LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is
OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3.. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He
INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in
FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
6. Its not his CRACK you see hanging out of his pants - Its
TROUSER CLEAVAGE