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Started by bear, January 27, 2011, 23:42:00 PM

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January 27, 2011, 23:42:00 PM Last Edit: January 28, 2011, 10:46:41 AM by bear
An english professor wrote the words: ''A woman without her man is nothing'' on the chalkboard. and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote: ''A woman, without her man, is nothing.'' All the females in the class wrote: ''A woman: without her, man is nothing.''

Goblin

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January 28, 2011, 01:02:06 AM
Proper capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
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Tek_Ed

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January 28, 2011, 09:21:31 AM
Quote from: Goblin on January 28, 2011, 01:02:06 AM
Proper capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Awesome  :thumbup:

Leon

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January 28, 2011, 09:32:34 AM
heh both a great, would be something I would like to bring up in a TEFL course but don't think its the best thing to teach... at a level when grammar is low trying to explain what jacking off a horse is :)
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January 28, 2011, 09:47:42 AM
Quote from: Goblin on January 28, 2011, 01:02:06 AM
Proper capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

:bow: That's the best one I've read

matt5cott

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January 28, 2011, 10:24:40 AM
Quote from: Dooms on January 28, 2011, 09:32:34 AM
heh both a great, would be something I would like to bring up in a TEFL course but don't think its the best thing to teach... at a level when grammar is low trying to explain what jacking off a horse is :)

Yeah no offence but if I went to a TEFL course I would expect to be taught about pans not grammar :dunno:

bear

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January 28, 2011, 10:47:08 AM
Quote from: Goblin on January 28, 2011, 01:02:06 AM
Proper capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Nice one :D
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