My corpse is worth $4055 (http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/cadaver)
I could take on 25x five year olds in a fight (http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/)
And I have a 71% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse! (http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie)
corpse worth: $3100
25x 5 year olds in a fight
38% of survival (o dear)
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5775!
You could take on 35 five year old kids in a fight.
You Have a 74% Chance of Survival!
My friend that sent me the links to start with, could only take on 13 5 year olds and had a 30% chance of survival. Hed be screwed if there was an invasion of zombie 5 year olds.
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3890!
great where do I sign up for the advance?
You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.
You Have a 74% Chance of Survival!
Hey, not too bad, apparently my dead body is worth $4090, I could take 21 5 year olds and have a 64% chance of surviving a zombie appocalypse (provided I can get to my gun cupboard).
So, while your friend is clearly stuffed in the event of a 5year old zombie invasion, if the rest of us band together we should be ok.
We can use him as a decoy!
the question is, would those of us with a better than evens chance of making it out alive and un-zombified allow the likes of Kris to shelter in our fortified building? Perhaps in exchange for free computer gear.
I have no idea how I scored so high. Maybe Im destined to become a slayer of zombie five year olds.
My new calling in life.
Quote from: Chris HI have no idea how I scored so high. Maybe Im destined to become a slayer of zombie five year olds.
My new calling in life.
prob because you choose to hole yourself up in Wal-Mart like myself.
you see, what the quiz fails to take into account is that my house has a significantly better armoury than your average wall mart. Of course wall mart (or similar superstore, given that the nearest actual wall mart is some distance away) has a better food supply, so may I join you guys in your fortified wall mart having first armed myself?
Actually "Id find the nearest fortified building and hide".
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5375!
You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.
You Have a 68% Chance of Survival!
You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6275!
You Have a 53% Chance of Survival!
$4890. This is way out, for a start it depends on if you are just for practice or if your bits can be used in tissue replacement operations, something that probably will not be clear until you are dead or at least very sick. In the first its probably underestimating your cadavers value by a factor of ten, the second possibly as much as fiftyx or more. Body parts are big business and a cadaver in good condition can be worth as much as $250,000. Unfortunately its illegal to pay someone for donating their body, or that of a loved one, in the UK and US, but you can still pay companies for supplying body parts. One company using body parts without permission caused a bit of a stink in America recently.
29 kids, he definitely doesnt know me...
64% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse? Downer, my inability to run. But then again, with my collection of swords would I need to? They also missed out creating a suit of armor, if the corpses cant bite me I wont be infected.
Serious.... you need to stop being so, serious.
Dead Body Worth - $5525!
You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.
You Have a 50% Chance of Survival!
Quote from: SeriousThey also missed out creating a suit of armor, if the corpses cant bite me I wont be infected.
But what happens when the Zombies start to get a little intelligent like in the latest Dawn of the Dead? All itd take is for one of them to learn how to use a can opener...
Quote from: zpyderQuote from: SeriousThey also missed out creating a suit of armor, if the corpses cant bite me I wont be infected.
But what happens when the Zombies start to get a little intelligent like in the latest Dawn of the Dead? All itd take is for one of them to learn how to use a can opener...
Wearing a suit of armour makes you a liability when the zombie apocalypse comes. You move so slowly that even the zombies wont have much trouble swarming you and theyll simply rip the armour off (remember they dont feel pain) and tuck right in. Canned food.
Our mobility is our greatest means of defence when caught in the open should a class 2 or 3 outbreak occur, so go ahead, wear a suit of armour if you like, it just leaves the rest of us time to get away while you become the latest victim of Solanum. -)
Quote from: Chris HQuote from: zpyderQuote from: SeriousThey also missed out creating a suit of armor, if the corpses cant bite me I wont be infected.
But what happens when the Zombies start to get a little intelligent like in the latest Dawn of the Dead? All itd take is for one of them to learn how to use a can opener...
Wearing a suit of armour makes you a liability when the zombie apocalypse comes. You move so slowly that even the zombies wont have much trouble swarming you and theyll simply rip the armour off (remember they dont feel pain) and tuck right in. Canned food.
Our mobility is our greatest means of defence when caught in the open should a class 2 or 3 outbreak occur, so go ahead, wear a suit of armour if you like, it just leaves the rest of us time to get away while you become the latest victim of Solanum. -)
Thats the whole point, I cant run anyway. It depends on how well the suit is made too, thin metal one and it would be too easy for them to get in, thick powered one made from carbon fibre and the zombies will look for something a bit easier. I could also play dead if required and even the most conscientious zombie will lose interest and give up eventually.
OTOH you lot in your T-shirts, all they need is a single bite from a surprise attack and youve had it :P
[edit] well at least I would be safe enough until they learned how to power grinders :shock:
QuoteOTOH you lot in your T-shirts, all they need is a single bite from a surprise attack and youve had it
A T-shirt is all thats needed for flying, getting pumped and totally flipping out.
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4675!
You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight
You Have a 71% Chance of Survival!
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3775! *
You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight.
You Have a 47% Chance of Survival!
* Ladies everywhere beg to differ.
Quote from: Clockd 0Ne* Ladies everywhere beg to differ.
Yes, Ive spoken to some and they say its worth a lot less :lol:
Sorry clockd but it was an open goal :D
Fair cop, Im still pricier than an Amsterdam hooker :lol:
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3925!
You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.
You Have a 71% Chance of Survival!
Im happy with that, with the zombie quiz owning a gun adds a big chunk :P
Quote from: DoomsIm happy with that, with the zombie quiz owning a gun adds a big chunk :P
Im still disapointed that I dont get some sort of multiplier for more than one.
Quote from: MongooseQuote from: DoomsIm happy with that, with the zombie quiz owning a gun adds a big chunk :P
Im still disapointed that I dont get some sort of multiplier for more than one.
Indeed, and they dont ask about ammo supplys :P
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4090!
You could take on 23 five year old kids in a fight.
You Have a 47% Chance of Survival!
Im worth $5165 and could take on 25 five year olds!
Ive actually had the "five year olds" debate with a mate before.. :D