bone her with viagra.

Ive always found the best way to be romantic on a regular basis is to be spontaneous. Dont get stuck in a routine and just do nice things now and then.

take a massage course and grease her up with oil?

Massage is standard really..

I was thinking along the lines of picnic or maybe something like a trip down the river or a hot air balloon except that costs beer tokens.

Knighty, Im wanting chick-flick levels of woo here. Flowers and candles aint gonna cut it.  

Egg, the generic stuff works just as well and is much cheaper.

Massage is a big no because if you massage someone properly they should be almost falling asleep. Not really a good way to start an evening together.

How can you massage someone and not have sex after?

Show the girl youre a man, not a wimp.

Quote from: SamShow the girl youre a man, not a wimp.

Throw up some shelves, grill some meat and slurp some beers, whilst telling her to get on with the housework then?

If only....

Quote from: SamShow the girl youre a man, not a wimp.

Yeah... Punch her in the pie hole.

Quote from: sdpMassage is standard really..

But theres so many different kind of massages surely?

Im not talking your typical rubbing shoulder/neck thing. Then again Im not talking your small chinese woman jumping up and down on your back thing. Arent there massage styles out there a bit more sensuous and sexual? Im sure there are massages that can be given that not many people would ever get etc that would be romantic in the way of:

m-Let me give you a massage
f-(yawn), ok, sure
*rub rub*
f-(bloody hell...)

Kinda thing?

Me? ive always found the dead animal parts and tropical insects go down a treat...

rohypnol ftw... spike her drink then be the saviour who looks after her. know a guy who found his wife that way (obv she doesnt know this).

Jaimz

Quote from: sdpKnighty, Im wanting chick-flick levels of woo here. Flowers and candles aint gonna cut it.

well then...... youre screwed !

 

Chick flick levels of woo? Thats pretty risky?

I mean, you need to be prepared for things like nearly losing her, and having to run through an entire airport like heathrow and being able to actually find her, presuming youre not gunned down by security first!

Not to mention facing off against either some jock or some jock with loads of money!

Give her some anal shell love it!

Quote from: RivkidGive her some anal shell love it!

providing she doesnt want to return the favour & end up f**king his arse with a big strap-on