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k, whats the most romantic thing youve ever done for a woman?

Ugh, I got the charm thing down its the sweeping off their feet Im stuck with.


Clock starts now!

Anything with lots of candles is generally a good start (tealights are good, as large quantity for a couple of quid).

Cooking a romantic meal? (Shows you are making an effort)

My GF likes the idea of picnics, I once arranged a picnic in her house for valentines (was the wrong time of year to have it outside):
A rug an cussions on the floor, some of her favourate foods and sweets, in a room lit with about 50 candles, with a special mix of romantic music and favourate songs.

And this time of year picnics in the park.

If you want to spend a little money, you could do a day of activities that youd both enjoy. Or a weekend in a cottage somewhere.

Hope that gives you some ideas?

EDIT: Flowers! - Dont forget them!

are you thinking long tearm or short tearm ?

thats t a lot of things you can do when youve been going out a while that would make a kirl freak out if you did them too soon.... like all the candles etc.. on the 2nd date... shed think youre a nut job !

short tearm its the little things that count that youre probably already doing anyway... remembering that thing she really likes and doing that / buying that.... if she REALLY likes wine gums you buy her a packet etc...

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Dont you tell me what to do! :disappointed:


Flowers are always well received, especially if you know there are particular flowers they love, like orchids or something. If you have the word knack or time for it, give a poem a try - you dont have to be Chaucer for it to be appreciated.

Yep agreed, don t go doing big stuff if you are in early stages, but food and flowers are the key really ;)

Im expert on flower usage now, want something a little more romanticy.

lol.... reading this again I was trying to remember romantic things Ive done/bought in the past.... and I remembered when I nipped into asda on the way to a girls house... I got in her house and pulled a big bar of chocolate out of an asda bag... she was really impressed, shed mentioned wanting some earlier in the day.... but Id also remembered her saying the local shop had run of of Kerang (the magasine) and I had that too!... only problem was.... as I pulled it out of the bag.. a jumbo box of condoms fell out of the bag onto the floor.... (and left the bag empty)

doh!  (at least she laughed about it tho!)

multiple orgasms.

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Too damned true!

Youd know mr baby living on the state ;)

Quote from: SamYoud know mr baby living on the state ;)

Im taking that jest but.

I think a large amount of people would agree, but youve been a complete.




Since you left for the USA.

Can the mods pls fix my topic please?

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lol, first time Ive posted something sarcy in ages.

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we need more information !

why do you want to be more romantic ?

guessing that it must be something like, when youre dating a girl and things start to go cold/boring after a while youd like to add some omph to things ?

or youd just like to do something special for a girl, something different to the normal date/pub etc... kind of thing to show her you really like her ?



....either that or your girl is bitching at you about not being romantic enough!


EDIT: fixed typo, you want to add "some" not "come" ;)

Quote from: XEntityAnything with lots of candles is generally a good start (tealights are good, as large quantity for a couple of quid).

Firehazard, if you want to see a lass with 1st degree burns for the rest of her life...

QuoteCooking a romantic meal? (Shows you are making an effort)

Food poisoning...

QuoteA rug an cussions on the floor, some of her favourate foods and sweets, in a room lit with about 50 candles, with a special mix of romantic music and favourate songs.

Food poisoning AND firehazard

QuoteAnd this time of year picnics in the park.

Pervs

QuoteIf you want to spend a little money, you could do a day of activities that youd both enjoy.

A trip to A&E perhaps

QuoteOr a weekend in a cottage somewhere.

Cottagers

QuoteEDIT: Flowers! - Dont forget them!

Hayfever

Just a few things that *could* happen :D

bone her with viagra.

Ive always found the best way to be romantic on a regular basis is to be spontaneous. Dont get stuck in a routine and just do nice things now and then.

take a massage course and grease her up with oil?

Massage is standard really..

I was thinking along the lines of picnic or maybe something like a trip down the river or a hot air balloon except that costs beer tokens.

Knighty, Im wanting chick-flick levels of woo here. Flowers and candles aint gonna cut it.  

Egg, the generic stuff works just as well and is much cheaper.

Massage is a big no because if you massage someone properly they should be almost falling asleep. Not really a good way to start an evening together.

How can you massage someone and not have sex after?

Show the girl youre a man, not a wimp.

Quote from: SamShow the girl youre a man, not a wimp.

Throw up some shelves, grill some meat and slurp some beers, whilst telling her to get on with the housework then?

If only....

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Yeah... Punch her in the pie hole.

Quote from: sdpMassage is standard really..

But theres so many different kind of massages surely?

Im not talking your typical rubbing shoulder/neck thing. Then again Im not talking your small chinese woman jumping up and down on your back thing. Arent there massage styles out there a bit more sensuous and sexual? Im sure there are massages that can be given that not many people would ever get etc that would be romantic in the way of:

m-Let me give you a massage
f-(yawn), ok, sure
*rub rub*
f-(bloody hell...)

Kinda thing?

Me? ive always found the dead animal parts and tropical insects go down a treat...

rohypnol ftw... spike her drink then be the saviour who looks after her. know a guy who found his wife that way (obv she doesnt know this).

Jaimz :rock:

Quote from: sdpKnighty, Im wanting chick-flick levels of woo here. Flowers and candles aint gonna cut it.

well then...... youre screwed !

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Chick flick levels of woo? Thats pretty risky?

I mean, you need to be prepared for things like nearly losing her, and having to run through an entire airport like heathrow and being able to actually find her, presuming youre not gunned down by security first!

Not to mention facing off against either some jock or some jock with loads of money!

Give her some anal shell love it!

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providing she doesnt want to return the favour & end up f**king his arse with a big strap-on

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Quote from: RivkidGive her some anal shell love it!

providing she doesnt want to return the favour & end up f**king his arse with a big strap-on

Maybe she would find it really romantic!  :w00t:

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Quote from: SamYoud know mr baby living on the state ;)

Im taking that jest but.

I think a large amount of people would agree, but youve been a complete.

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Since you left for the USA.

He already was!