You'd think it'd be more exciting; a clinker that no amount of bog roll will shift on one side, and the (not racist but...) spesshal one on the other. They are as opposing testicles in the nut-sack of a mangy, rabid coyote unto the world of politics. They bounce around uncontrollably, entirely without honour, yet are paraded on TV under the illusion that they are of any relevance to reality.  It's all a bit embarrassing.

I think the most important question coming of the recent debates is which has the best moobs? Vote!

What a stupid poll.






Dimbleby will win by a mile at his age.

You're all bongobongoland sluts!

I voted Farage