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Chat => General Discussion => Topic started by: Pete on August 24, 2006, 00:28:23 AM

Title: Special New Flavour!!
Post by: Pete on August 24, 2006, 00:28:23 AM
Now with crunchy ferret legs and a dusting of delicious Danish dandruff!!
Title: Re:Special New flavour!!
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on August 24, 2006, 00:31:04 AM
Does this include salivating Singapore siamese sisters?
Title: Re:Special New Flavour!!
Post by: Pete on August 24, 2006, 00:32:57 AM
Oh indeed, we have hot honey & onion hotdogs too!


Title: Re:Special New Flavour!!
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on August 24, 2006, 00:34:12 AM
Ill take three paper bags full, shopkeep.
Title: Re:Special New Flavour!!
Post by: Pete on August 24, 2006, 00:35:13 AM
Ã,£1.50 plea, thankee-sai.
Title: Re:Special New Flavour!!
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on August 24, 2006, 01:00:36 AM
Do I get to keep the bag? If not, I offer Ã,£1.25 in light of the thrift.
Title: Re:Special New Flavour!!
Post by: Pete on August 24, 2006, 01:12:43 AM
You get free cheeseburger with chewish choco-cookie condiment.
Title: Re:Special New Flavour!!
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on August 24, 2006, 01:28:08 AM
Your monies are in a small bag settled on the table.

The only exit is to the south.
Title: Special New Flavour!!
Post by: maximusotter on August 24, 2006, 02:02:09 AM
You forgot a beverage and dessert!

Milk, milk (http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/)
Lemonade
Round the corner, fudge is made
Stick your finger up the hole...
Out comes a chocolate Tootsie roll

Title: Special New Flavour!!
Post by: bear on August 24, 2006, 02:06:27 AM
Meatballs and vanilla sauce anyone ?
Title: Re:Special New Flavour!!
Post by: Pete on August 24, 2006, 05:05:58 AM
Thank you Clockd, please visit again.

There is a queue, Bear. One moment please, but meatball and vanilla is Ã,£1.24, served with mango and mini vegetables. Be cooked in 10minutes.

Now Max, would you care for a ring a ring o roses with that?
Title: Special New Flavour!!
Post by: maximusotter on August 24, 2006, 06:29:34 AM
No, no, me and the missus are all stocked up on black death. Three quarts of the stoff in the cabinets, and as you know, the only good use of it is in fruitcake. Still, were mighty fans of a good creamy pustule, have any puddings on hand?
Title: Re:Special New Flavour!!
Post by: Serious on August 24, 2006, 10:53:37 AM
Quote from: Clockd 0NeThe only exit is to the south.

/goes south...

/screams for 5 seconds

/impact noises

WHO PUT THAT BLOODY CLIFF JUST OUTSIDE THE DOOR?
Title: Special New Flavour!!
Post by: Pete on August 24, 2006, 16:49:44 PM
Quote from: maximusotterNo, no, me and the missus are all stocked up on black death. Three quarts of the stoff in the cabinets, and as you know, the only good use of it is in fruitcake. Still, were mighty fans of a good creamy pustule, have any puddings on hand?

We have sausage and salty satsuma sundaes, 60p.
Title: Special New Flavour!!
Post by: maximusotter on August 24, 2006, 18:04:08 PM
Do you have salty chocolate balls (http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/i/isaachayes/choc.htm)?
Title: Special New Flavour!!
Post by: Serious on August 24, 2006, 18:15:28 PM
Quote from: sdp
Quote from: maximusotterNo, no, me and the missus are all stocked up on black death. Three quarts of the stoff in the cabinets, and as you know, the only good use of it is in fruitcake. Still, were mighty fans of a good creamy pustule, have any puddings on hand?

We have sausage and salty satsuma sundaes, 60p.

They also have chefs special salty meat balls, excellent for sucking by a white boy...  :mrgreen:

Quote from: maximusotterDo you have salty chocolate balls?



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