A drunk staggers into the bar...

"Bartender (hic)... I sheem to have lost my wallet. Would you be kind
enough to stand me a drink?"

Bartender replies, "Sure. all you have to do is take a sip out of that
spitton".

Drunk walks over, picks up the spittoon, and proceeds to drink it all
down.

The bartender, as well as all the customers at the bar, are sick.
Nauseous. Actually vomiting, in one case!

"Geez, Pal!" says the bartender, "You just had to take a SIP!!"

"I did", said the drunk, "but it was all one long string."