A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.

Its opened by a little 10-year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"

Little boy: "What the duck do you think?"




edit: replaced F with D for the kiddies