Thou shalt honour the paper bag of fire.
Thou shalt not commit adultery except with Knighty.
Thou shalt take the broomstick of love with no lube.
Thou shalt not fancy other gods.
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Quote from: EddI wouldnt think you could serious, youre probably a sitting down only fella

Being Serous all the time isnt ever fun, take it from me, Ive been there and got out of it. I still am serious some of the time.

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The universe has to exist because knighty is in it

The clan of the mighty  Knigthy

lol... omg what have I created....


erm..... scratch that..... rule 5 of the church of alan.... the drinks are on you guys ?

nice try dude, but arent you supposed to be able to turn Water into Wine or something?

seems unfair to expect people to buy you drinks when you can do that........

Knighty refuses to turn water into wine anymore because he gets pissed.

excuse me nige.... what about York ?  who was it who got thrown out by the racist bouncer for being drunk ?

tut tut tut

pot. kettle. black.

Nige drank beer though, knighty, you had soda water

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/05/lhc_bread_bomb_dump_incident/
Note the spike in temperature:
http://hcc.web.cern.ch/hcc/file/images/evolution_3_months.png

Damn you pigeons! We were only kidding!

Also, has Knighty been eating sandwiches lately?

the real question is, when was the sandwich sent back from ?

its the perfect thing to send back...... any hard evidence something has been sent back in time and all hell will break loose...


toss a sandwich back in time, and theres a good chance after its sabotaged the machine itll be found by a fattie wholl scoff it