This morning I scratched my bits and my bobs in order to get some salty bits for mums pewter shaker which didnt have holes in it, instead it had dirty great big well engineered slots ideal for storing cups of tea laced with strychnine to kill people with cucumber sandwiches which taste like big banana sandwiches if bananas were actually small cucumbers for the midgets from the small yellow polka dot bikini land of mammoth breasted midgets An airbagged hamlet, medium in size yet serenely bucolic with gaily coloured quite nicely flamboyant flabby-breasted old woman. She was a dirty little harlet, her penis was three feet long!!! She unscrewed it, and replaced it with a very handy balloon whisk. which enabled her to beat meat so she could use the produce as a blanket Ensconced in chard, a man stuck his finger up his own nasal passage to release hot fury itsukushimiau koto jitai What the Bollocks?! I like furry pigs burning hot soup over a big dead badger scrotum, which smelled like cheesy poofs who like anal retentive walnuts. My mother said son, you gotta play with your small but effective multi purpose tool. While I slept the others came up his bum alllllll night long staircase and fell behind his victim who clobbered him with a clobber. made out of injection molded clobbertanium. They then thought that pink Elephants Were taking speed to make them Fart like penguins whod been eating lots of ragu they died and Had a great time fiddling with vaporous heavenly Stradivari in their pants children were playing strings and rosin down the street they found a big smelly poo they got naked little baby chicks to manufacture thirtyfive mechanical eye openers for the elephants who like eating cute little duckies roasted on poo with sticks up And then took a shower got cleaned up and went for a nice meal.
Steven thought he smelled a little like menstrual discharge so he decided to buy a an old volvo which he assumed would never die and never did the end.
But then, the... who knows?!

Yes, I was bored!!

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