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Well that wasnt a pleasant experience....

Started by M3ta7h3ad, August 23, 2006, 02:11:34 AM

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M3ta7h3ad

Just had a ing huge moth fly into my ear, and out of sight.

I could hear it going nuts in my head. Could say it was a distressing moment, couldnt even feel it when I pushed in with my little finger.

5 minutes of "AAAHHHHHH!!!!" and mum screaming at me (shes taking thyroxin, makes her angry when her dosage is wrong) "its only a moth, its not in your ear, your imagining it... theres nothing there."

then random stabbage with some tweezers in my ear by myself as my mum was too busy screaming at me that "DONT DO THAT YOULL DAMAGE YOUR EAR, THERES NO MOTH!".

pulled it out and all I could muster to respond to the mad woman screaming at me at 2am was "nothing in there then was there." Left the tweezers on the side (with the moth crushed in them) and fked off up stairs.

God im pissed off, think im going to declare war on all flying insects and crush the bastards.

SteveF

that is frikken sick man.  Hate moths at best of times but in your ear?  urgh.

M3ta7h3ad

yea... was just about to roll over and sleep, and felt something move by my cheek.

Was a moth, and it just went straight into my ear when I tried getting it away from me. F**king things.

PuNk

crap, i saw a moth in my room before and just left it, and now i cant see it!

thats horrible.

Pete

I know sh*ts bad right now with all that starving bullsh*t and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.

mr_roll

She might have been trying to say: There is no spoon

Clock'd 0Ne

Quote from: mr_rollShe might have been trying to say: There is no spoon

 :rofl:

Nasty beggers.

Quick solution here would have been to submerge your head and wash him out. I certainly wouldnt have pushed it further in/tried to claw it out with tweezers  :?  Delicate things, ears.

M3ta7h3ad

Quote from: Clockd 0Ne
Quote from: mr_rollShe might have been trying to say: There is no spoon

 :rofl:

Nasty beggers.

Quick solution here would have been to submerge your head and wash him out. I certainly wouldnt have pushed it further in/tried to claw it out with tweezers  :?  Delicate things, ears.

except if i did that and it didnt work, i could end up with a dead moth in my ear and it being washed in further.

Clock'd 0Ne

Nah, gravity would sort you out Im sure :lol:

At least with it being drowned it couldnt buzz and go nuts in there.

M3ta7h3ad

meh i was safe. the moth was hurting me more than the tweezers.

Just scared the crap out of me when it was going nuts, spesh as my mum thought it was a bloody bright idea to flick the lights and off to try and draw it out at the start, but it just made it go crazy.

I wanted to kill two things last night, the moth, and my mum for being a complete retarded arse. Mums are meant to help and listen to you when youve got a flying insect in your bloody ear, not scream at you, hit you, and do everything you tell them not to.

Serious

[totalbull]
Probably a vampire ear moth that lays its eggs in there, they hatch out and eat your brain so you die in mortal agony :thumbup:
[/totalbull]

filling your ear up with water works with virtually any insect, moths are covered in water repellant so pop up relatively easily, they only drink nectar anyway so your prized collection of ear wax is, and always was, perfectly safe... ;)

M3ta7h3ad

to be honest Ive had issues with water in my ear before. The pain associated with flooding my ears with water, far outdoes the need for the insect to be out of my head. Tweezers it was, and it worked.