http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml

"Mr abramovich, your wife has been found dead, it appears she slipped while getting into the bath with a toaster."

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Poor rich people


Toaster ?   hair drier would be more convincing.

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Toaster ? (Image removed from quote.)  hair drier would be more convincing.

that was part of the gag...

i.e. it was made to look like an accident, but no one would buy it...

like in that comedy sketch, "sir, one of the prisoners has reported someone trying to break into his cell last night".

anyway, forget it, the moments lost...

I like the way his yacht has its own submarine   He could play "Horton sinks the Belgrano" for fun

WTF is up with modern day divorces.  "Im splitting up with you and I deserve to take a couple of billion of you hard earned cash....and half of what you earn over the next 50 years"

I dont mean that on just the billionaire scale, whenever I read about a divorce in a paper there is allways the mention of the woman wanting some stupid, selfish amount.... funnily enough its usually the woman that has ended the relationship.

Reminds me of that rediculous law they are/have bringing/brought in where if you have lived with you partner for more than 2 years in your own house, regardless of marrige or not, it is treated like a divorce.  I wouldnt get involved with someone if I ever thought they would do that to me, that or I would have it written in the contract that what I own is what I own.  

Sure there is supporting someone as a firend after a breakup, support for the kids or whatever, there is that responsibility.   But these days its just nothing more than salt in the wounds.

Prenuptial.

rich idiot.

In this particular case, however - she met him when he was penniless and supported him through his rise to weatlh, and has brought up their five children directly. Were not talking Heather Mc here

Quote from: CypherWTF is up with modern day divorces.  "Im splitting up with you and I deserve to take a couple of billion of you hard earned cash....and half of what you earn over the next 50 years"

Works both ways tho so make sure you marry a very wealthy woman...

Im sure her next acquisition will be concrete boots lol!!

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Quote from: CypherWTF is up with modern day divorces.  "Im splitting up with you and I deserve to take a couple of billion of you hard earned cash....and half of what you earn over the next 50 years"

Works both ways tho so make sure you marry a very wealthy woman...

Indeed.  But its allways this example that only makes the news.

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Toaster ? (Image removed from quote.)  hair drier would be more convincing.

that was part of the gag...

i.e. it was made to look like an accident, but no one would buy it...

like in that comedy sketch, "sir, one of the prisoners has reported someone trying to break into his cell last night".

anyway, forget it, the moments lost...

well I got it anyway

QuoteIrina, who became his second wife in 1991, met the tycoon when he was so poor he couldnt afford a beefburger. She was his rock as his empire grew and they had five children, now aged between three and 13.

She deserves half then.  They built the fortune together.