http://theexplodingwhale.com/more-whales/20040126-taiwan/#1

A stranded 56-foot, 60-ton sperm whale dies on a beach in Taiwan. Researchers want the carcass so they can perform an autopsy for educational purposes. So they strap the dead whale onto a flat bed truck and head off for the research station. As they drive through the city of Tainan, the buildup of gases resulting from the ongoing decomposition bursts through the rotting blubber. A river of whale blood, intestines and organs floods the city street. And another exploding whale tale is born

LOL

thoughts?

Meh, its been done

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4

/puts stove on and starts preparations for a large whale chowder

Has naeone told ye that ye need fresh whale blubber to make whale chowder?

And a *very* big frying pan