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Title: What do you have?
Post by: Eagle on November 10, 2009, 07:21:21 AM
I have the death sentence on twelve systems.

And you?
Title: Re:What do you have?
Post by: Mongoose on November 10, 2009, 12:45:04 PM
I haz cheezeburger
Title: What do you have?
Post by: bear on November 10, 2009, 13:42:54 PM
A P4 2.4 Ghz lappy which runs great with ubuntu jaunty,  only £65 :D
Title: What do you have?
Post by: knighty on November 10, 2009, 13:50:23 PM
teenage mutant ninja turtles











heroes in a half shell.















turtle power
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Post by: Grey M@a on November 10, 2009, 14:12:00 PM
Theyre the worlds most fearsome fighting team.......





Theyre heros in a half shell and their green....







"thats a fact"










When evil shredder attacks










These turtle boys dont give him no slack..











If only revising and remembering my subjects at school all those moons ago were as easy to remember as that lol
Title: What do you have?
Post by: Goblin on November 10, 2009, 14:35:18 PM
I have 18 piercings. (Down from 26 at one point)
Title: What do you have?
Post by: Edd on November 10, 2009, 14:39:16 PM
i have an 11 inch penis

AROUND

think about it
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Post by: Eggtastico on November 10, 2009, 15:52:11 PM
Quote from: Eddi have an 11 inch penis

AROUND

think about it

chode
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Post by: zpyder on November 10, 2009, 16:19:21 PM
Homicidal tendencies.  :yarr:  :tinhat: (http://www.zpyder.co.uk/emots/ninja.gif)
Title: What do you have?
Post by: Eggtastico on November 10, 2009, 16:26:09 PM
Quote from: GoblinI have 18 piercings. (Down from 26 at one point)

id f**king hate to be stuck behind you going through an airport
Title: Re:What do you have?
Post by: Eggtastico on November 10, 2009, 16:26:33 PM
Quote from: zpyderHomicidal tendencies.  :yarr:  :tinhat: (Image removed from quote.)

any excuse to play knives & razorblades huh?
Title: Re:What do you have?
Post by: dogbert on November 10, 2009, 16:41:18 PM
I have White bread
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Post by: Pete on November 10, 2009, 17:09:59 PM
mail
Title: What do you have?
Post by: Sam on November 10, 2009, 22:04:11 PM
Quote from: Eggtastico
Quote from: GoblinI have 18 piercings. (Down from 26 at one point)

id f**king hate to be stuck behind you going through an airport

lol

or a magnet shop
Title: What do you have?
Post by: Serious on November 10, 2009, 22:07:10 PM
Quote from: EagleI have the death sentence on twelve systems.

And you?

Nobbys nuts :P
Title: What do you have?
Post by: Goblin on November 10, 2009, 22:23:16 PM
Quote from: Sam
Quote from: Eggtastico
Quote from: GoblinI have 18 piercings. (Down from 26 at one point)

id f**king hate to be stuck behind you going through an airport

lol

or a magnet shop

Not an issue with titanium. It does set off metal detectors though :)
Title: Re:What do you have?
Post by: Smugs on November 12, 2009, 00:00:43 AM
I got a brand new combine harvester

An ill give you the key
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Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on November 12, 2009, 13:42:45 PM
But only if Ill marry you, Smugs


I haz no internet at home for a week, getting withdrawal symptoms (currently on the girlfriends laptop)  :disappointed:
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Post by: Mongoose on November 12, 2009, 14:17:21 PM
Quote from: Clockd 0NeBut only if Ill marry you, Smugs


I haz no internet at home for a week, getting withdrawal symptoms (currently on the girlfriends laptop)  :disappointed:

are you saying your megabitz have been Stolded??!?!?!?!?!?!

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!! how will you live!?!?!
Title: What do you have?
Post by: Mardoni on November 12, 2009, 14:33:27 PM
I have a new washing line *yawn*
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Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on November 12, 2009, 15:12:28 PM
Quote from: MongooseOMGWTFBBQ!!!!! how will you live!?!?!

I have been engrossing myself in Torchlight
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Post by: skidzilla on November 14, 2009, 02:19:35 AM
I have a hammer...

And Ill hammer in the morning...
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Post by: White Giant on November 14, 2009, 10:18:12 AM
I have a terrible headache.
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Post by: Mongoose on November 14, 2009, 12:11:43 PM
Skidz, stop hammering! youre giving WG a headache!
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Post by: Leon on November 14, 2009, 13:37:09 PM
A hangover.
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Post by: Pete on November 14, 2009, 14:46:49 PM
Dear Deirdre,

I have just found out that I have herpes. Should I tell my wife and two kids? She is suspicious over the green scabs I have *down there*. I was about ready to leave her for her dad but now Im not so sure. I dont know what to do. She makes mean pie and mash but I know shes been having a lesbian fling with my nan - that started when she found out about my fetish for sea mammals. Shes a bitch. She hit the roof when she found the full-size plushie sea lion in the wardrobe with three fleshlights stuffed into it but shes always over-reacting to little things like that. I found the text messages on my nans phone from her last week. I havent said anything yet because I dont want my nan to be upset while shes recovering from her withdrawal effects. She only came out of rehab last week and I dont want her out selling her body for crack again. What should I do?
Title: Re:What do you have?
Post by: mr_roll on November 15, 2009, 22:22:38 PM
Thoughts of going to a different dentist, for the cost.
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