A young boy went up to his father and
asked him, Dad, what is the difference between
potentially and realistically?
 
The father thought for a moment, then answered, Go ask
your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.
 
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars, and then ask your brother if hed sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me
what you learn from that.
 
So the boy went to his mother and asked, Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?  
The mother replied, Of course I would! We could really use
that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
University!
 
The boy then went to his sister and asked, Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for  million dollars?  
The girl replied, Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?
 
The boy then went to his brother and asked, Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?  
Of course, the brother replied. Do you know what a
million bucks would buy?
 
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went
back to his dad.
 
His father asked him, Did you find out the difference
between potentially and realistically?  
The boy replied, Yes, Potentially, you and I are sitting
on three million dollars .
 
But realistically, were living with two hookers and a
homo