QuoteRandom colonel to Radar: Is that a teddybear soldier?
Radars response: Ahh, yes sir. Its against regulation to have the real kind.

lol... M*A*S*H rocks!

MASH fact: Gary Burghoff was the only actor to appear in both the film and the TV show.

QuoteKlinger to Sgt. Zale

"If my dog had your face, Id shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards"

QuoteIve gotten "Thank you" notes from people I said Id never see again. -- Frank

I love Frank.

"The way I see it, unless we each conform, unless we obey orders, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free."