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Goblin

#15
November 10, 2009, 22:23:16 PM
Quote from: Sam
Quote from: Eggtastico
Quote from: GoblinI have 18 piercings. (Down from 26 at one point)

id f**king hate to be stuck behind you going through an airport

lol

or a magnet shop

Not an issue with titanium. It does set off metal detectors though :)
It's all fun and games until a 200' robot dinosaur shows up and trashes Neo-Tokyo... Again.

Smugs

#16
November 12, 2009, 00:00:43 AM
I got a brand new combine harvester

An ill give you the key
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Clock'd 0Ne

#17
November 12, 2009, 13:42:45 PM
But only if Ill marry you, Smugs


I haz no internet at home for a week, getting withdrawal symptoms (currently on the girlfriends laptop)  :disappointed:

Mongoose

#18
November 12, 2009, 14:17:21 PM
Quote from: Clockd 0NeBut only if Ill marry you, Smugs


I haz no internet at home for a week, getting withdrawal symptoms (currently on the girlfriends laptop)  :disappointed:

are you saying your megabitz have been Stolded??!?!?!?!?!?!

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!! how will you live!?!?!

Mardoni

#19
November 12, 2009, 14:33:27 PM
I have a new washing line *yawn*

Clock'd 0Ne

#20
November 12, 2009, 15:12:28 PM
Quote from: MongooseOMGWTFBBQ!!!!! how will you live!?!?!

I have been engrossing myself in Torchlight

skidzilla

#21
November 14, 2009, 02:19:35 AM
I have a hammer...

And Ill hammer in the morning...

White Giant

#22
November 14, 2009, 10:18:12 AM
I have a terrible headache.

Mongoose

#23
November 14, 2009, 12:11:43 PM
Skidz, stop hammering! youre giving WG a headache!

Leon

#24
November 14, 2009, 13:37:09 PM
A hangover.
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Pete

#25
November 14, 2009, 14:46:49 PM
Dear Deirdre,

I have just found out that I have herpes. Should I tell my wife and two kids? She is suspicious over the green scabs I have *down there*. I was about ready to leave her for her dad but now Im not so sure. I dont know what to do. She makes mean pie and mash but I know shes been having a lesbian fling with my nan - that started when she found out about my fetish for sea mammals. Shes a bitch. She hit the roof when she found the full-size plushie sea lion in the wardrobe with three fleshlights stuffed into it but shes always over-reacting to little things like that. I found the text messages on my nans phone from her last week. I havent said anything yet because I dont want my nan to be upset while shes recovering from her withdrawal effects. She only came out of rehab last week and I dont want her out selling her body for crack again. What should I do?
I know sh*ts bad right now with all that starving bullsh*t and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.

mr_roll

#26
November 15, 2009, 22:22:38 PM
Thoughts of going to a different dentist, for the cost.
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