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Started by DEViANCE, July 26, 2007, 22:19:37 PM

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M3ta7h3ad

someone being a twat.

Madrocker

Quote from: mrtShare the knowledge folks ... what did I miss?

From what Ive gathered Red got temp banned, then created a few accounts and spamed like fook now compleatly banned.
M3ta7h3ad "You've been blessed with a keyboard with every vowel and consonant in the english language... yet you type like a fool".

Chuck Norris

QuoteHaving said that, the prolapsed animals were a step too far

hahahahahahaha

Rivkid

Quote from: Madrocker
Quote from: mrtShare the knowledge folks ... what did I miss?

From what Ive gathered Red got temp banned, then created a few accounts and spamed like fook now compleatly banned.

Oh come on weve got to have a Reds Offensive Spams thread for amusement  :D
Career, Wife, Mortgage... my sig was better when it listed guitars and PC's and stuff!

SteveF

I missed most of it but it started out as some daft posts beginning with a Harry Potter thread and him being a bit odd.  He got temp banned for that just to chill out.

So he decided to start creating other accounts and posting goatse and things all over the place which got him banned.  Im sure hell be back in a bit when he stops.  He might be hacked off at the admins or whatever but he could chill with things that will get everyone else into trouble @ work.

Eggtastico

at least we all know Red surfs for gay pr0n

Jaimz

Like we didnt know that all along...

Jaimz :rock:


SteveF

isnt he in France or something?  nuff said. :D

Rivkid

I cant believe hes having a go at people when hes out in France and no one called him a cheese eating surrender monkey!


Bad Tek forums. Bad!!  :D
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Clock'd 0Ne

Quote from: SteveFI missed most of it but it started out as some daft posts beginning with a Harry Potter thread and him being a bit odd.  He got temp banned for that just to chill out.

So he decided to start creating other accounts and posting goatse and things all over the place which got him banned.  Im sure hell be back in a bit when he stops.  He might be hacked off at the admins or whatever but he could chill with things that will get everyone else into trouble @ work.

Hes been a tit for a while now as Sam says and hes been given plenty of leeway, Im not inclined in any way to let him back on for a long time as hes royally taken the mick this time.

His drivel postings were humorous at times, but insulting members and such wont be tolerated.

Pete

Quote from: mrtShare the knowledge folks ... what did I miss?

Red stole the Amulet of Jim from the Chasm of Tachidimm a short time ago. Its evil powers overcame his own personality and he developed a 4kg/day Cheddar & pineapple on a stick habit. He turned into a helicopter and blew the hell out of a U.S army base and then flew off somewhere beyond the 20minute mark and hacked into \\America\apps\Whiteh~1\...

Luckily a mod who was seeing out his last week before retirement teamed up with a person who like totally clashed with his own personality, together they went on a mad trip through various U.S. cities. They drove fast and shot lots of reds unbranded Ebuyer henchmen.

There was a big, unfeasible fight. Bambis mum, the token bit-o-ass, fought bravely alongside the old mod but was killed when Red unleashed the power of Gayeth Pornth using the Amulet of Whatever.

The rebels rallied and prepared for their final stand on a small forest moon. Someone got a guitar and a paintbrush and sung "well Oye Got A Coymboine Ayvester" while painting tiny mushrooms in the moonlight. They glimmered on the canvas like the sweat beads of a pornstar.

Whilst red was like "wtf", the old mod bit his fingers off (which were possibly up someone elses bum) and stole the amulet of Seriously-Who-Cares and cast Red into the void.

Red strived to come back and gave many pictures of horny men as a peace offering, but it was to no avail. The kthxbai squad assailed him from every direction. Red fell, overcome by Bambis mums entrails.
I know sh*ts bad right now with all that starving bullsh*t and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.

Clock'd 0Ne

See thats funny drivel :lol:

Ceathreamhnan

..which red wouldnt have had the imagination to come up with, unlike sdp :)

BigSoy

And alls well that ends well.  :mrgreen:
"Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some f**king regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some f**king Jane f**king Austen novel!"

DEViANCE