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Quixoticish

Quote from: Clock'd 0Ne on February 02, 2011, 11:34:06 AM
I thought that was a bit harsh too.


At 16 they only need to be good at making sandwiches.

You couldn't be more wrong.

Everyone knows that the sandwich is clearly the man's domain, if you get anyone else to do it for you you risk the whole bread to filling ratio being completely askew.

Clock'd 0Ne

That's a good point actually, but isn't this a great reason to train them from a young age? If we took them out of school aged 11 to learn how to make decent sandwiches the world would be a better place - I've yet to find a woman that truly understands how a good tri-meat is constructed. That's one for Speaker's Corner I reckon :lol:

Quixoticish

Quote from: Clock'd 0Ne on February 02, 2011, 12:23:30 PM
That's a good point actually, but isn't this a great reason to train them from a young age? If we took them out of school aged 11 to learn how to make decent sandwiches the world would be a better place - I've yet to find a woman that truly understands how a good tri-meat is constructed. That's one for Speaker's Corner I reckon :lol:

My fiancée used to work at a sandwich shop to pay her way through 6th form and she does make a mean manwich in all fairness. Because of this I'm not sure leaving school early is the answer. What I think this does demonstrate is the need for some established syllabus for sandwich making and mandatory evening classes for the fairer sex not already employed in the catering trade?

Beanissocoollike

Men can go make their own god damned sandwich.

Quixoticish

Quote from: Beanissocoollike on February 03, 2011, 23:32:32 PM
Men can go make their own god damned sandwich.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

Clock'd 0Ne

Quote from: Beanissocoollike on February 03, 2011, 23:32:32 PM
Men can go make their own god damned sandwich.

I don't know that I could trust you to make a decent bacon and egg sandwich at the weekend anyway... You still have some way to go to prove yourself in the kitchen  :yarr:

Beanissocoollike

Quote from: Clock'd 0Ne on February 03, 2011, 23:41:51 PM
I don't know that I could trust you to make a decent bacon and egg sandwich at the weekend anyway... You still have some way to go to prove yourself in the kitchen  :yarr:

You know I am the lasagne queen at least!

And I wouldn't want to make you a bacon sammich anyway, the smell would make me feel ill

Cornholio